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ACT THE SECOND
SCENE I
A Sea-port.
Enter Sebastian and Antonio.
Ant. Will you stay no longer? Nor will you not, that I go with you?
Seb. By your patience, no: my stars shine darkly over me; the malignancy of my fate might, perhaps, distemper yours; therefore I shall crave of you your leave, that I may bear my evils alone: It were a bad recompense for your love, to lay any of them on you.
Ant. Pardon me, sir, your bad entertainment.
Seb. O, good Antonio, pardon me your trouble.
Ant. Let me yet know of you, whither you are bound.
Seb. No, 'sooth, sir; my determinate voyage is mere extravagancy. – But I perceive in you so excellent a touch of modesty, that you will not extort from me what I am willing to keep in; therefore it charges me in manners the rather to express myself. – You must know of me then, Antonio, my name is Sebastian, which I called Rodorigo; my father was that Sebastian of Messaline, whom I know you have heard of: He left behind him, myself, and a sister, both born in an hour. If the heavens had been pleased, 'would we had so ended! But you, sir, altered that; for, some hour before you took me from the breach of the sea, was my sister drowned.
Ant. Alas, the day!
Seb. A lady, sir, though it was said she much resembled me, was yet of many accounted beautiful: but, though I could not overfar believe that, yet thus far I will boldly publish her, she bore a mind that envy could not but call fair. [He weeps.]
Ant. If you will not murder me for my love, let me be your servant.
Seb. If you will not undo what you have done, that is, kill him whom you have recovered, desire it not. Fare ye well at once: my bosom is full of kindness; and I am yet so near the manners of my mother, that, upon the least occasion more, mine eyes will tell tales of me. I am bound to the Duke Orsino's court, farewell.
Ant. The gentleness of all the gods go with thee!
Seb. Fare ye well.
[Exeunt.
SCENE II
A Dining-room in Olivia's House.
Sir Toby and Sir Andrew discovered, drinking and smoking.
Sir To. Come, Sir Andrew: not to be a-bed after midnight, is to be up betimes; and diluculo surgere, thou know'st, —
Sir And. Nay, by my troth, I know not: but I know, to be up late, is to be up late.
Sir To. A false conclusion; I hate it as an unfill'd can: To be up after midnight, and to go to bed then, is early; so that, to go to bed after midnight, is to go to bed betimes. Do not our lives consist of the four elements?
Sir And. 'Faith, so they say; but, I think, it rather consists of eating and drinking.
Sir To. Thou art a scholar; let us therefore eat and drink. – Maria, I say! – a stoop of wine!
[The Clown sings without.
[Sir Andrew and Sir Toby rise.
Sir And. Here comes the fool, i'faith.
Enter Clown.
Clo. How now, my hearts? Did you never see the picture of we three?
Sir To. Welcome, ass.
Sir And. I had rather than forty shillings I had such a leg; and so sweet a voice to sing, as the fool has. – In sooth, thou wast in very gracious fooling last night, when thou spokest of Pigrogromitus, of the Vapians passing the equinoctial of Queubus; 'twas very good, i'faith. I sent thee sixpence for thy leman: Hadst it?
Clo. I did impeticos thy gratillity; for Malvolio's nose is no whipstock: My lady has a white hand, and the Myrmidons are no bottle ale-houses.
Sir And. Excellent! Why, this is the best fooling, when all is done. Now, a song.
Sir To. Come on: Shall we rouse the night-owl in a catch, that will draw three souls out of one weaver? Shall we do that?
Sir And. An you love me, let's do 't: I am dog at a catch.
Clo. By'r lady, sir, and some dogs will catch well.
Sir And. Begin, fool: it begins, – [Sings.] Hold thy peace.
Clo. Hold my peace! – I shall never begin, if I hold my peace.
Sir And. Good, i'faith! – Come, begin: – that, or something else, – or what you will.
[They all three sing.
Christmas comes but once a year,
And therefore we'll be merry.
Enter Maria.
Mar. What a catterwauling do you keep here! If my lady have not called up her steward, Malvolio, and bid him turn you out of doors, never trust me.
Sir To. My lady's a Cataian; we are politicians. Malvolio's a Peg-a-Ramsay: – [Sings.] —And three merry men be we.
Sir And. [Sings.] And three merry men be we.
Sir To. Am I not consanguineous? Am I not of her blood? Tilly-valley, lady! – [Sings.] —There dwelt a man in Babylon, lady, lady!
Sir And. [Sings] Lady, —
Clo. Beshrew me, the knight's in admirable fooling.
Sir And. Ay, he does well enough, if he be disposed, and so do I too; he does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural. [Sings.] Lady, —
Sir To. Let us have another.
[They all three sing and dance.
Which is the properest day to drink?
Saturday, – Sunday, – Monday, —
Mar. For the love of heaven, peace.
Enter Malvolio, in a Gown and Cap, with a Light.
Mal. My masters, are you mad? or what are you?
Sir And. [Sings.] Monday, —
Mal. Have you no wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like tinkers at this time of night?
Sir To. [Sings.] Saturday, —
Mal. Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time, in you?
Sir To. We did keep time, sir, in our catches. Sneck up!
Mal. Sir Toby, I must be round with you. My lady bade me tell you, that, though she harbours you as her kinsman, she's nothing allied to your disorders. If you can separate yourself and your misdemeanors, you are welcome to the house; if not, an it would please you to take leave of her, she is very willing to bid you farewell.
Sir To. [Sings.] Farewell, dear heart, since I must needs be gone.
Mar. Nay, good Sir Toby.
Clo. [Sings.] His eyes do show his days are almost done.
Mal. Is't even so?
Sir To. [Sings.] But I will never die.
[Falls on the floor.
Clo. [Sings.] Sir Toby, – O, Sir Toby, – there you lie.
Mal. This is much credit to you.
[Clown raises Sir Toby.
Sir To. [Sings.] You lie.– Art any more than a steward? Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
Clo. Yes, by Saint Anne; and ginger shall be hot i' the mouth too.
Sir To. Thou'rt i' the right. – Go, sir, rub your chain with crums: – A stoop of wine, Maria!
Mal. Mistress Mary, if you prized my lady's favour at any thing more than contempt, you would not give means for this uncivil rule: She shall know of it, by this hand.
[Exit Malvolio, followed by the Clown, mocking him.
Mar. Go shake your ears.
Sir And. 'Twere as good a deed as to drink when a man's a hungry, to challenge him to the field; and then to break promise with him, and make a fool of him.
Sir To. Do't, knight; I'll write thee a challenge: or I'll deliver thy indignation to him by word of mouth.
Mar. Sweet Sir Toby, be patient for to-night; since the youth of the Duke's was to-day with my lady, she is much out of quiet. For Monsieur Malvolio, let me alone with him: if I do not gull him into a nayword, and make him a common recreation, do not think I have wit enough to lie straight in my bed: I know, I can do it.
Sir To. Possess us, possess us; tell us something of him.
Mar. Marry, sir, sometimes he is a kind of Puritan.
Sir And. O, if I thought that, I'd beat him like a dog.
Sir To. What, for being a Puritan? Thy exquisite reason, dear knight?
Sir And. I have no exquisite reason for't, but I have reason good enough.
Mar. The devil a Puritan that he is, or any thing constantly but a time-pleaser; an affectioned ass; so crammed, as he thinks, with excellencies, that it is his ground of faith, that all, that look on him, love him; and on that vice in him will my revenge find notable cause to work.
Sir To. What wilt thou do?
Mar. I will drop in his way some obscure epistles of love; wherein, by the colour of his beard, the shape of his leg, the manner of his gait, the expressure of his eye, he shall find himself most feelingly personated: I can write very like my lady, your niece; on a forgotten matter we can hardly make distinction of our hands.
Sir To. Excellent! I smell a device.
Sir And. I have't in my nose too.
Sir To. He shall think, by the letters that thou wilt drop, that they come from my niece, and that she is in love with him?
Sir And. O, 'twill be admirable.
Mar. Sport royal, I warrant you. I will plant you two, and let Fabian make a third, where he shall find the letter; observe his construction of it. For this night, to bed, and dream on the event. Farewell.
[Exit Maria.
Sir To. Good night, Penthesilea.
Sir And. Before me, she's a good wench.
Sir To. She's a beagle, true bred, and one that adores me; What o' that?
Sir And. I was adored once too.
Sir To. Let's to bed, knight. – Thou hadst need send for more money.
Sir And. If I cannot recover your niece, I am a foul way out.
Sir To. Send for money, knight; if thou hast her not i' the end, call me Cut.
Sir And. If I do not, never trust me, take it how you will.
Sir To. Come, come; I'll go burn some sack, 'tis too late to go to bed now.
Sir And. I'll call you Cut.
Sir To. Come, knight, – come, knight.
Sir And. I'll call you Cut.
[Exeunt.
SCENE III
A Hall in Duke Orsino's Palace.
Enter Duke, and Viola.
Duke. Come hither, boy: – If ever thou shalt love,
In the sweet pangs of it, remember me:
For, such as I am, all true lovers are. —
My life upon't, young though thou art, thine eye
Hath stay'd upon some favour that it loves;
Hath it not, boy?
Vio. A little, by your favour.
Duke. What kind of woman is't?
Vio. Of your complexion.
Duke. She is not worth thee then. What years, i' faith?
Vio. About your years, my lord.
Duke. Too old, by heaven. – Once more, Cesario,
Get thee to yon same sovereign cruelty:
Tell her, my love, more noble than the world,
Prizes not quantity of dirty lands;
The parts that fortune hath bestowed upon her,
Tell her, I hold as giddily as fortune;
But 'tis that miracle, and queen of gems,
That nature pranks her in, attracts my soul.
Vio. But, if she cannot love you, sir?
Duke. I cannot be so answered.
Vio. Sooth, but you must.
Say, that some lady, as, perhaps, there is,
Hath for your love as great a pang of heart
As you have for Olivia: you cannot love her;
You tell her so: Must she not then be answered?
Duke. There is no woman's sides,
Can bide the beating of so strong a passion
As love doth give my heart: – make no compare
Between that love a woman can bear me,
And that I owe Olivia.
Vio. Ay, but I know, —
Duke. What dost thou know?
Vio. Too well what love women to men may owe:
In faith, they are as true of heart as we.
My father had a daughter loved a man,
As it might be, perhaps, were I a woman,
I should your lordship.
Duke. And what's her history?
Vio. A blank, my lord: She never told her love,
But let concealment, like a worm i' the bud,
Feed on her damask cheek: she pined in thought;
And, with a green and yellow melancholy,
She sat like patience on a monument,
Smiling at grief. Was not this love, indeed?
We men may say more, swear more: but, indeed,
Our shows are more than will, for still we prove
Much in our vows, but little in our love.
Duke. But died thy sister of her love, my boy?
Vio. I am all the daughters of my father's house,
And all the brothers too. —
Sir, shall I to this lady?
Duke. Ay, that's the theme.
To her in haste; give her this jewel; say,
My love can give no place, bide no denay.
[Exeunt.
ACT THE THIRD
SCENE I
Olivia's Garden.
Enter Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Fabian.
Sir To. Come thy ways, Signior Fabian.
Fab. Nay, I'll come; if I lose a scruple of this sport, let me be boiled to death with melancholy.
Sir To. Would'st thou not be glad to have the niggardly rascally sheep-biter come by some notable shame?
Fab. I would exult, man: you know, he brought me out of favour with my lady, about a bear-baiting here.
Sir To. To anger him, we'll have the bear again; and we will fool him black and blue: – Shall we not, Sir Andrew?
Sir And. An we do not, it is pity of our lives.
Enter Maria, with a Letter.
Sir To. Here comes the little villain: – How now, my nettle of India?
Mar. Get ye all three behind yon clump: Malvolio's coming down this walk; he has been yonder i' the sun, practising behaviour to his own shadow, this half hour: observe him, for the love of mockery; for, I know, this letter will make a contemplative idiot of him. – Close, in the name of jesting! [The men hide themselves.] – Lie thou there; [Throws down a letter.] for here comes the trout that must be caught with tickling.
[Exit Maria.
Enter Malvolio.
Mal. 'Tis but fortune; all is fortune. Maria once told me, she did affect me: and I have heard herself come thus near, that, should she fancy, it should be one of my complexion. Besides, she uses me with a more exalted respect, than any one else that follows her. What should I think on't?
Sir To. Here's an over-weening rogue!
Fab. Contemplation makes a rare turkey-cock of him; how he jets under his advanced plumes!
Sir And. 'Slight, I could so beat the rogue: —
Mal. To be Count Malvolio; —
Sir To. Ah, rogue!
Sir And. Pistol him, pistol him.
Sir To. Peace, peace!
Mal. There is example for't; the lady of the strachy married the yeoman of the wardrobe.
Sir And. Fie on him, Jezebel!
Fab. Now he's deeply in; look, how imagination blows him.
Mal. Having been three months married to her, sitting in my state, —
Sir To. O, for a stone-bow, to hit him in the eye!
Mal. Calling my officers about me, in my branched velvet gown; – having come from a day-bed, where I left Olivia sleeping; —
Sir To. Fire and brimstone!
Fab. O peace, peace!
Mal. And then to have the humour of state: and after a demure travel of regard, – telling them, I know my place, as I would they should do theirs, – to ask for my kinsman Toby: —
Sir To. Bolts and shackles!
Fab. O, peace, peace, peace! now, now.
Mal. Seven of my people, with an obedient start, make out for him: I frown the while; and, perchance, wind up my watch, or play with some rich jewel. Toby approaches: courtsies there to me: —
Sir To. Shall this fellow live?
Fab. Though our silence be drawn from us with cars, yet peace.
Mal. I extend my hand to him thus, quenching my familiar smile with an austere regard of control —
Sir To. And does not Toby take you a blow o' the lips then?
Mal. Saying, Cousin Toby, my fortunes having cast me on your niece, give me this prerogative of speech: —
Sir To. What, what?
Mal. You must amend your drunkenness.
Sir To. Out, scab!
Fab. Nay, patience, or we break the sinews of our plot.
Mal. Besides, you waste the treasure of your time with a foolish knight; —
Sir And. That's me, I warrant you.
Mal. One Sir Andrew: —
Sir And. I knew, 'twas I; for many do call me fool.
Mal. What employment have we here?
[Taking up the letter.
Fab. Now is the woodcock near the gin.
Sir To. O peace! an the spirit of humours intimate reading aloud to him, —
Mal. By my life, this is my lady's hand: these be her very C's, her U's, and her T's; and thus makes she her great P's. It is, in contempt of question, her hand.
Sir And. Her C's, her U's, and her T's: Why that?
Mal. [Reads.] To the unknown beloved, this, and my good wishes: her very phrases! – By your leave, wax. – Soft! – and the impressure her Lucrece, with which she uses to seal: 'tis my lady: To whom should this be? [Opens the letter.]
Fab. This wins him, liver and all.
Mal. [Reads.] Jove knows, I love:
But who?
Lips do not move,
No man must know.
No man must know.– If this should be thee, Malvolio?
Sir To. Marry, hang thee, brock!
Mal. [Reads.] I may command, where I adore:
But silence, like a Lucrece knife,
With bloodless stroke my heart doth gore;
M,O,A,I, doth sway my life.
Fab. A fustian riddle!
Sir To. Excellent wench, say I.
Mal. M,O,A,I, doth sway my life. – Nay, but first, let me see, – let me see, – let me see.
Fab. What a dish of poison has she dressed him!
Sir To. And with what wing the stanniel checks at it!
Mal. I may command where I adore. Why, she may command me; I serve her, she is my lady. Why, this is evident to any formal capacity. There is no obstruction in this: – And the end, – What should that alphabetical position portend? If I could make that resemble something in me. – Softly! – M,O,A,I.
Sir To. O, ay! make up that: – he is now at a cold scent.
Mal. M, – Malvolio; —M, – why, that begins my name.
Fab. I thought he would work it out: the cur is excellent at faults.
Mal. M, – But then there is no consonancy in the sequel; that suffers under probation: A should follow, but O does.
Fab. And O shall end, I hope.
Sir To. Ay, or I'll cudgel him, and make him cry, O.
Mal. And then I comes behind.
Fab. Ay, an you had any eye behind you, you might see more detraction at your heels, than fortunes before you.
Mal. M,O,A,I; – This simulation is not as the former: – and yet, to crush this a little, it would bow to me, for every one of these letters are in my name. Soft; here follows prose. – [Reads. If this fall into thy hand, revolve. In my stars I am above thee; but be not afraid of greatness: Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. To enure thyself to what thou art like to be, cast thy humble slough, and appear fresh. Be opposite with a kinsman, surly with servants. She thus advises thee, that sighs for thee. Remember who commended thy yellow stockings; and wished to see thee ever cross-gartered: I say, remember. Go to; thou art made, if thou desirest to be so; if not, let me see thee a steward still, the fellow of servants, and not worthy to touch fortune's fingers. Farewell. She that would alter services with thee. The fortunate-unhappy. Day-light and champian discovers not more: this is open. I will be proud, I will baffle Sir Toby, I will wash off gross acquaintance, I will be point-de-vice, the very man. I do not now fool myself, to let imagination jade me; for every reason excites to this, that my lady loves me. She did commend my yellow stockings of late, she did praise my leg being cross-gartered: – I thank my stars, I am happy. I will be strange, stout, in yellow stockings, and cross-gartered, even with the swiftness of putting on. Jove, and my stars be praised! – Here is yet a postscript – [Reads.] Thou canst not choose but know who I am. If thou entertainest my love, let it appear in thy smiling; thy smiles become thee well: therefore in my presence still smile, dear my sweet, I pr'ythee. Jove, I thank thee. I will smile; I will do every thing that thou wilt have me.
