Wer gerne lacht und den Club aus dem Olympiastadion mag wird dieses Buch lieben.

Gesammelte Werke unfreiwilliger Wortakrobatik vieler Fussballer, Trainer, Präsidenten und Reporter, die in Zusammenhang mit dem Club aus München stehen.

Kleine Kostprobe:

"Da kam dann das Elfmeterschießen. Wir hatten alle die Hosen voll, aber bei mir lief's ganz flüssig.\"

"Man darf das Spiel doch nicht so schlecht reden wie es wirklich war.\"

"Dass die Trainer manchmal ihrer Anspannung freien Lauf lassen, ist doch ganz normal. Die können ja keinen umhauen wie wir.\"

"Ich hatte noch nie Streit mit meiner Frau. Bis auf das eine Mal, als sie mit aufs Hochzeitsfoto wollte.\"

"Statistiken, Statistiken, für Statistiken habe ich mich schon früher nicht interessiert. Statistiken sind dafür da, um gebrochen zu werden.\"

Echte Kenner werden sicherlich sofort erkannt haben von wem diese Zitate stammen. Wer sich nicht sicher ist erhält im Buch natürlich die Auflösung.

Das ideale Geschenk für alle kleinen und grossen Fußballfans.

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