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Henry the Queen’s Corgi
GEORGIE CRAWLEY

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Dedication
For every family, and their pets, this Christmas
Table of Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Day 1
HENRY
AMY
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Day 2
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Day 3
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Day 4
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Day 5
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Day 6
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Day 7
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Day 8
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Day 9
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Day 10
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Day 11
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Day 12
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About the Author
Keep Reading …
About the Publisher
Day 1
Saturday 14th December

HENRY
The thing about humans is, they take an awful lot of looking after. Oh, I’m not saying that they’re not worth it. Just that, really, without us dogs, I don’t know what would happen to them.
Take my family, for example. The Walkers.
Ever since I arrived here as a puppy, it had always been the five of us. (Okay, six, if you include The Cat. I don’t, generally.) Jim, Amy, Jack, Claire and Me: Henry. (Fine, and Sookie. If you must.)
That is, until Bonfire Night, five weeks ago. (I remembered the date clearly, because it all happened in amongst the bangs and the flashes.) I was hiding under the chair in Jim and Amy’s bedroom (like any sane creature would be on Bonfire Night) so I saw Jim shoving clothes and things into his bag. And I heard Amy sobbing, asking Jim why.
Sometimes, I think maybe she didn’t understand what was going on any better than I did.
All I knew for sure was that Jim left that night, and he hasn’t really been back much since. This wasn’t like when he went out to work and I missed him, or even when they all went on holiday and left me at the kennels.
This was different. And I didn’t like it one bit.
After Jim had left, I’d curled up beside Amy as she cried herself to sleep on the bed. It was only after her sobs had subsided and I was sure that she was asleep that I risked jumping down to check on the others. Jack and Claire were both still outside, watching the fireworks from the nearby school field. I braved the noise and the lights to check that they were okay, then headed back in to my basket to have a think about what was happening – and how I could fix it.
It was then that Sookie had slinked out from behind the sofa and looked at me with that awful, superior gaze that all cats seem to have.
‘Well, that’s you done for,’ she’d said. I hadn’t understood, and she wasn’t willing to explain. But ever since, I’d been looking for clues, something to explain what was going on – and ideas on how to make things better.
The next morning, Amy had sat Jack and Claire down and explained things to them. I’d listened in, of course, but all I’d managed to understand was that Jim had gone away, and we all needed to help out and do our bit to keep things together.
Well. That was easy! I would be the most helpful dog they could ever wish for.
I started by checking in on Jack and Claire at bedtime. Sometimes, Claire would be crying when I stopped by her room, so I’d jump up on her bed and snuggle for a while, until she felt better, or fell asleep. (I wasn’t really supposed to go on the beds, but I figured these were special circumstances. Besides, Claire’s bed is really comfy.)
Next, I made a point of helping keep the place clean and tidy by eating up any scraps of food that found their way onto the floor. But then I decided that wasn’t helpful enough, so I started jumping up onto the kitchen chairs to clean off the plates that got left there after meals, sometimes. They were always very clean by the time I’d finished licking them.
Amy didn’t seem to appreciate this as much as I thought she would, and after a while, Jack started putting all the plates in the dishwasher as soon as they’d finished eating. So I started looking for other ways to help, instead.
One big worry I had was that there were a lot fewer walks for me. Jack would take me out to explore the park sometimes, but he usually met up with his mates and made me sit around on my lead while I waited for him to finish chatting. Claire was only allowed to take me as far as the local shop and back on her own, and I already knew all the scents along that route, so it was a bit boring. Also, sometimes Sookie followed us too – I always suspected that she was Claire’s favourite.
Amy didn’t seem to have time for walks at all, any more. But I knew that she always felt better after we’d been out for one, so I started grabbing my lead from the hook in the hallway, then dashing out the front door whenever it was opened, so she’d have to follow and chase me. By the time she caught me and clipped on my lead, and we’d walked home again, we’d both got some exercise and fresh air. Amy never seemed very grateful for it, but I knew it was helping, really.
Still, overall, the atmosphere in the Walker household was not as bright and cheerful as I was used to – and Jim hadn’t been back once. Despite my best efforts, my family were suffering.
But then this morning, everything changed.
Amy sprang down the stairs with a sense of purpose, shoving things into her bag and making sandwiches by the loaf. Something was happening – and I really wanted to know what.
‘Jack! Where’s your blue rucksack?’ Amy yelled up the stairs. I pressed closer to the table by the front door as I watched.
‘Can I take my tablet?’ Claire asked, holding up her electronic device.
‘Definitely not,’ Amy replied. ‘Why don’t you take that new book Gran bought you?’
‘What blue rucksack?’ Jack appeared at the top of the stairs, still wearing his pyjamas.
‘Jack! You’re not dressed!’ Amy’s face was turning a little red.
‘Because I don’t want to go,’ Jack said. ‘I told you that.’
‘Well … tough. We’re all going. It’s going to be an adventure.’ Adventure. I liked the sound of that word! ‘Now, find that rucksack.’
‘What rucksack?’ Jack asked again. ‘And why do I have to go? Take Claire.’
‘I’m taking both of you,’ Amy said. ‘So go and find the rucksack I bought you for your Duke of Edinburgh trip and get dressed.’
Jack stared down at his mother for a long moment. I knew that look. He was deciding if he could push her any further.
Apparently he decided he couldn’t.
‘That rucksack is red,’ he said, grumbling, but he headed back to his room to get ready, all the same.
Which just left me wondering – getting ready for what? Amy hadn’t said. She’d said they were all going on an adventure – but did that include me? I hoped so. And if not … well, maybe I’d just grab my lead and follow after them! I wasn’t going to miss out on what could be the most fun any of us had had in weeks!
‘Well. This looks interesting.’ Sookie brushed up beside me as she sat herself in her usual spot, next to the radiator. ‘What do you think is going on?’
‘We’re getting ready to go somewhere,’ I said, watching Amy as she bustled about between the kitchen and the hall, gathering things together.
‘Obviously.’ Sookie swept her fluffy tail from side to side on the wooden floor. ‘But where?’
‘An adventure.’ I couldn’t keep the excitement out of my voice.
Sookie rolled her eyes, and headed off towards the kitchen. ‘Bo-ring.’ Cats. They have no sense of adventure at all.
Amy reappeared in the hallway again, Claire trailing along behind her.
‘If I had my own phone, I could play on that on the train,’ Claire said. ‘I mean, I am twelve now. All my friends have them, you know.’
‘We said we’d talk about a phone when you’re thirteen.’ Amy didn’t even turn to look at her as she replied. Given how many times they’d had this argument, I wasn’t very surprised.
‘I’m just saying, I’m almost thirteen.’
‘You turned twelve in October. Two months ago.’
‘And a phone would make a brilliant Christmas present,’ Claire went on, oblivious to her mother’s attempt to use logic against her.
Sighing, Amy turned back to look at her daughter. ‘Claire, we’ve talked about this. You know Christmas is going to be a little … different this year. And big presents like that, they’re just not on the cards right now, I’m afraid.’
Claire’s expression turned stormy. She often got that look just before she clipped on my lead and dragged me down to the shops full pelt. I like a walk as much as the next dog, but when Claire is on a full speed sulk there’s no time to enjoy it.
‘Fine,’ she said, folding her arms over her chest. ‘I’ll just ask Dad, then.’
Amy looked away, a sudden sadness in her eyes. It made me want to go snuggle up against her, for comfort. ‘You do that.’
The tension continued as Amy finished packing her bag – and Jack’s red rucksack, after he tossed it down the stairs. Claire sat at the kitchen table, just within eyesight of the hallway, still glaring. Sookie wandered past to weave between Claire’s legs as they dangled down from the chair, but Claire didn’t even reach down to pet her.
I went to sit by my lead. We really needed this adventure. All of us.
‘Right,’ Amy said, sounding decisive again. ‘Coats on, everyone. It’s time to go!’
Jack thumped down the stairs and yanked his coat from the rack. Claire shrugged her puffy red jacket on, too, and Amy buttoned up her old duffle coat. The she picked up her rucksack, handed Jack his to carry and …
Yes! She lifted my lead off its hook and clipped it onto my collar!
A warm, peaceful feeling settled over me. Wherever my people were going, they wanted me with them. That was all that mattered.
‘Guess you’d better just hope they bring you back with them, too,’ Sookie murmured, as she brushed past us to run up the stairs.
I didn’t pay her any mind. Of course they’d bring me home again.
I was an integral part of the family. Let’s face it: they’d all be lost without me.
AMY
This was a good idea, Amy decided, finally, as she spotted the sign she was looking for in the distance.
Even as the train had pulled into Victoria station, she still hadn’t been sure. Jack had been silent for most of the train journey – actually, he’d been silent for most of the last six weeks, ever since Jim left. But the silence seemed to be getting more pointed as the days went on without their father returning. At least she still got a few words out of him, sometimes. Jack wouldn’t even talk to Jim when he called – he hung up every time he answered the phone to him.
And Claire – her sunny-natured, happy girl – was different these days. She argued every point, complained about any slight change to the usual routine … and there were plenty of changes. Even Henry’s behaviour had been erratic since Jim left. The poor corgi seemed determined to remind everyone that he was still there, mostly by causing trouble. Before Jim had left, Henry had been a perfectly behaved dog. These days, Amy seemed to spend half her time shooing him off the beds, or chasing him down the road when he escaped, again. She’d even had to assign Jack to dishwasher duties, to stop Henry eating the leftovers right off the plate.
Still, she couldn’t blame the little dog for being unsettled, maybe even a little scared. They all were. Things were very different now.
Jim had taken his salary with him when he left. He still paid his half of the mortgage, and had offered more for the kids, but Amy wouldn’t accept it. Why should she? It would only make him feel better, like he was doing enough for his family.
He wasn’t, not by a long shot.
His family needed him there. Not his money.
And if they didn’t have him – well, then she would do it herself. All of it.
She’d prove to Jim that they were better off without him, anyway. That would feel better than slapping his stupid face. Apparently.
Her friends had had plenty to say about Jim’s departure, of course – mostly scathing comments about him living the cliché, or not knowing a good thing when he had one. They all meant well, Amy knew, and it even helped a little, knowing she had all those people on her side. But the most useful advice she’d been given had actually come from a very surprising source – the new doctor at the surgery where she worked as a nurse. Dr Fitzgerald was new to the area and, according to the grapevine, recently divorced himself. Amy had seen him in the park by the surgery a few times, walking his pet Dalmatian, but they’d rarely spoken until last month. The week after Jim had left, he’d stuck his head into the room she was working out of, and asked if she was okay.
Amy had pasted on a smile and tried to put up a show of coping, but he’d seen through it immediately.
‘Everyone is going to have a lot of advice for you,’ he’d said, with a gentle smile. ‘And some of it will probably be good, and some of it will almost certainly be terrible. The only thing I can tell you is: you’re the only one who will have to keep living in your life once this is all over and everyone else has moved on. Once it all calms down, he’ll still be your kids’ father, whatever he’s done. And you’ll still be you, even if it doesn’t feel like it right now. So grieve and rage for what you’ve lost, sure, but in the end, you have to focus on the long term.’
The long term. It seemed so far away still, but Amy was trying. Trying to imagine a future where things weren’t so hard, where she was happy again – and so was her family.
That’s what today was about. Starting the long term, right here. Creating the happy family future she wanted.
And where better to do that than at a Winter Wonderland?
‘What do you think?’ she asked, as they walked up from the station in the crisp December air, towards Hyde Park. At her feet, Henry trotted along beside her, content to stay close on the pavement and in the crowds, thankfully. She really didn’t need him creating any of his mischief today!
Jack and Claire were slightly behind her, dragging their feet, so they didn’t see the sign as quickly as Amy did. But when they spotted it …
‘Mum! Are we going in? Are we really?’ Amy smiled. For a moment, Claire sounded like her little girl again. God, she’d missed that sound.
Up ahead, the crowds were amassing, all streaming towards the enormous, brightly coloured gates. Even in the daylight, the place was lit up, and Christmas music filled the air. Beyond them, the giant wheel loomed over the whole park. Amy felt a rush of exhilaration at the very sight of it, and even Henry barked his excitement.
Yes, this was a good idea.
‘Winter Wonderland?’ Jack tried to sound cool and unaffected, but Amy knew him too well. She could hear that spark of excitement, hidden deep under his words. ‘That’s what we’re here for?’
‘Yep!’ She grinned at the kids, her heart warming as they smiled back. She handed them the map she’d printed off ready for the day ahead. ‘What do you want to do first?’
Jack and Claire held the map between them, talking over each other as they pointed out their favourite attractions. They’d wanted to come last year, and the year before, but Jim had always said it was too busy, too commercialised. He’d wanted to take them all skiing instead, but they’d never been able to afford it for the four of them – plus kennels for Henry and Sookie.
Winter Wonderland, thankfully, had free entry. Of course, there were plenty of things you could pay for inside, but that was why Amy had planned the whole trip so carefully. She’d budgeted and booked ahead for two of the bigger items – the Giant Wheel and ice skating by the bandstand. And by bringing Henry along, she’d ensured that she’d have to stay on the side with him, so they only needed two tickets. She’d kept enough money aside for the kids to choose one activity each on top of that, and brought their Christmas money from their Granny – donated early for the cause – if they wanted to spend any more.
They’d had an early picnic lunch on the train in, so they didn’t need to buy food at one of the overpriced food stalls, and Amy had planned a dinner at an inexpensive Italian she remembered from when she and Jim were dating, after they’d walked through Oxford Street to see the lights. Add in a side trip to look at Buckingham Palace and they’d have had a full, memorable day – and Amy would still have money left to buy the food for Christmas dinner.
Not bad going, if she did say so herself.
The kids didn’t seem to have noticed that everything they did was being done on the cheap, thankfully. Claire was mesmerised by the lights and sights of the Christmas market, and even Jack seemed engaged by the music and excited to see the views from the Giant Wheel. Henry stayed close by her feet – almost tripping her up a couple of times – but generally wasn’t causing any trouble, which was a plus.
For a moment, it was almost like the last few months hadn’t happened at all.
Except that Jim wasn’t there.
Amy watched the huge wheel turning against the darkening London sky, and let herself imagine, just for a moment, how different things might have been if Jim had never hired Bonnie as his new secretary. Never fallen in love with her. Never decided to give up on almost twenty years of marriage in a heartbeat.
Then she shook her head. There was no point dwelling on the past. She had to focus on the future – and making it perfect for her kids, without Jim at her side.
She didn’t want Jack and Claire to hate their dad – adding more bitterness to the situation wouldn’t help anyone. And Dr Fitzgerald was right – he’d still be their dad, once the divorce was all over and settled. But in her efforts to keep things civil and polite, Amy couldn’t help but think she’d got the rough end of the deal. The fact that Jim had an affair and, when forced to choose, picked Bonnie for his future, meant that Jack wasn’t speaking to his father. As for Claire … Amy wasn’t even sure how much she knew about what had happened. After all, Jim hadn’t introduced the kids to his new girlfriend yet.
But that couldn’t last forever. Soon they’d have a new person in their lives, a new permanent situation to deal with. Someone to share holidays and special occasions with. Next year, they’d be scheduling out who got the kids when, who enjoyed Christmas Day with them and who got stuck with Boxing Day, and who was responsible for the stockings on Christmas Eve …
This year, though, they were still all hers. And she intended to make the most of that. Jack was nearly eighteen, after all – this could be his last family Christmas, if it came down to it. So Amy was determined to make this Christmas magical for them both. Give them one last year of being proper kids at Christmas.
Even if she had to do it alone.
Henry brushed up against her legs, and she reached down to pat him as the Giant Wheel came to a halt.
‘We can do it, can’t we, boy?’ she murmured, as she watched for Jack and Claire disembarking.
Henry just rested his head on his paws, over her feet. At least she could be sure Henry wasn’t going anywhere.
It was kind of nice to have at least one guy she could rely on.
Even if he was a corgi.
HENRY
I had to admit, there were a lot more interesting smells at the ‘Winter Wonderland’ place than at home in Redhill. There, it was mostly other dogs, children, cars, bins and the occasional squirrel in the local park. Here, there was chestnuts roasting (at least, according to the man who bellowed at us as we went past, that’s what they were) and all sorts of sweet things, along with the biting scent of the ice and the cold air. Plus the smell of excitement, that ran through the whole place – I could even smell it on Jack, Claire and Amy, which was a lovely change.
Claire groaned when it was time for us to go, but she didn’t make the kind of fuss we were all used to lately. Amy wrapped an arm around her slim shoulders and promised her there was plenty more fun ahead, and Claire cheered up again after that.
‘So, what’s next, Mum?’ Jack asked, hardly a hint of his usual surly tones in his voice. I sat at his feet, my stumpy tail wagging in approval. I liked my Walkers happy, and this was the first time I’d seen it in months.
Maybe things were on the up again, for everyone.
‘I thought we’d walk down past Buckingham Palace.’ Amy folded the map of the Winter Wonderland carefully, and placed it back in her bag. ‘And maybe through St James’s Park to see the pelicans. Then later, once it’s dark, we can catch the tube back up to Oxford Street to look at the lights, before dinner. What do you think?’
Claire rested her head against her mum’s arm. ‘Sounds brilliant.’
‘Great!’ Amy beamed.
I trotted along contentedly at Amy’s side as we wound our way past log cabin market stalls and ice skating children, the sounds of laughter and joy filling the air. Today was a very good day indeed – and I definitely liked the sound of St James’s Park!
Parks, in my experience, were places for running and chasing, for seeking out new scents and hunting down squirrels. Amy was always relaxed in the local park – she knew that I knew my way around, so she didn’t need to watch me too closely. Plus we always met interesting people there: the neighbour with the Yorkshire terrier, the new doctor who’d moved to town last month and had a really fun Dalmatian puppy. Even Claire’s friends from school, or Jack’s mates, were often to be found in the park. We always stopped to talk and, over the last month or two, having those people to talk to seemed to help my family’s mood.
After all, while I was an excellent listener and comforter (unlike Sookie who disappears at the first sniffle), sometimes my humans needed other humans to talk to, too.
I was right – St James’s Park was brilliant. Amy let me off my lead and I was free to romp around to my heart’s content. Even the cold, frozen earth was gentler on my paws than the hard concrete of the pavements we’d walked to get there, so I enjoyed the freedom to just run and run.
‘No chasing the pelicans now!’ Amy called after me, as she and the kids followed. I barked a quick reply over my shoulder. What were pelicans, anyway? I couldn’t commit to not chasing them until I’d found out. What if they were like squirrels? Squirrels were my favourite things to chase. With pigeons a close second. But I was willing to rejig the top two if pelicans were even better …
The humans stuck to the harder paths, while I zigzagged across the park, mostly on the grass, always keeping them within sight. Jack tossed sticks for me to hunt down, which was great fun. When we reached the lake, Claire pointed out to an island in the middle, just as I was contemplating if it was really too cold for even a little paddle.
‘Look! Mum! There are the pelicans!’
I jerked my head up, ears pricked, scanning the horizon. The park was green, even in the depths of winter, and the lake hadn’t frozen, so there was still plenty of wildlife around. I stared at where Claire was pointing, taking in the immense, ridiculous birds that apparently lived here in the park.
They were huge and a sort of dirty white colour, with giant, pointy beaks with a flappy pouch for the lower half.
Most pertinently, they were bigger than me.
I took a step or two back from the edge of the lake. Those things definitely looked like they could swallow a pigeon or a squirrel whole. I didn’t want them trying their beak at a corgi.
‘Who do they belong to?’ Claire asked, still staring at the enormous birds. I felt a pang of longing for the sparrows and thrushes of our back garden, at home in Redhill. Those were proper birds. Birds that knew their place in the animal order.
‘Well, St James’s Park is one of the Royal Parks,’ Amy said, slowly. ‘So I guess they belong to the Queen.’
The Queen had very peculiar taste in pets, I couldn’t help but think.
‘The first pelicans here were presented to King Charles II in 1664 by the Russian Ambassador.’ We all looked at Jack in surprise, and he held up his phone. ‘The power of the internet. Now, come on, it’s freezing! What’s next?’
‘We’ve seen the pelicans – let’s go see if we can catch a glimpse of their owner,’ Amy suggested. ‘I read in the paper this morning that she was heading out from the Palace later today. You never know – we might get lucky.’
I wasn’t sure how lucky it would really be to meet the owner of those terror-birds, but Claire hopped up and down on the spot, clapping her hands, so maybe I was missing something.
We trotted along the length of the lake, towards the edge of the park. Amy didn’t put me back on my lead, which I appreciated. I stayed close anyway – at least, until I was sure we were out of sight of the pelicans.
This was one park I decided I could live without visiting again. I much preferred our own, local park, with all the people and dogs we knew, and some nice, plump squirrels for chasing.
At the far end of the park, we saw a mass of people, gathered around a set of railings. There was lots of chatter, filling the frozen air, and Amy hurried us all across a wide road. I tried to look around, to get my bearings, but all I could really see was legs – thin legs, thick legs, legs in heavy dark trousers and boots, or in jeans or tights. Legs everywhere, blocking my view.
‘The gate’s opening!’ Claire cried, and suddenly the three of them rushed to get closer to the railings up ahead. I stuck with them, weaving through legs to make sure I didn’t lose them.
‘Come on, Henry,’ Jack said, glancing down at me.
I still wasn’t on my lead, I realised, but the Walkers were far too busy peering out through the crowd to think about that now.
Suddenly, the noise levels rose again. Through the legs, I could see a motorcycle leaving the gates, its lights flashing. Behind it, a long black car, also with lights, followed – and as it came past, cheers and shouts rang in my ears as the crowd went wild – it was worse than on Bonfire Night. I shrunk back, but there were more legs behind me, and the noise was everywhere, so loud I couldn’t escape it.
But I had to. I wanted to dive under my cushion into my basket at home. I wanted to snuggle up with my mouse toy. I wanted Jack to pet my head and tell me that everything would be quiet soon.
I knew it wouldn’t though. London had been loud all day – from the train to the crowds at the Winter Wonderland, to the squawks of the pelicans as they were fed their fish. But this crowd was the worst, and I needed to get away from it.
Whining, just a little, I backed away, fighting my way past the legs and the noise to reach the back of the crowd. I could wait for the Walkers there – they’d find me in no time once this was over.
Behind all the people the racket was a little less, but I still wanted to put my paws over my ears and hide from it all. I ran a little further, just to be safe, until I reached a patch of greenery I could hide in. As I pressed back into it, a large, fat pigeon hopped past. I studied it carefully, distracting myself from the noise by imagining how I’d catch it. The sounds of the crowd faded as I focused on my prey.
The bird, unaware it was being hunted, hopped closer. And closer again. Until I could almost …
At exactly the right moment, I lunged forward – and the pigeon flapped up into the sky in a panic. I watched, as it flew over the bush I was hiding in, landing on the other side.
Too easy.
The bush was even denser than the forest of legs, but so much quieter, and less inclined to stand on my paws. I pushed through the branches, pausing only for a second when I came up against two tall metal bars in the middle of the greenery, which wouldn’t give way to my shoving.
Instead, I angled my head between them, wiggling my shoulders to fit through, followed by my back, my rear and my hind legs.
I shot out the other side with a pop, brushing through the last of the branches in time to see the pigeon hopping off towards a patch of grass on the other side.
The chase was on.
Pigeons are truly stupid birds. It never seems to occur to them that if they just flew high enough, or far enough away, I wouldn’t be able to catch them at all. Instead, they get all flappy for a few moments, hovering in mid-air, then land again a short run away.
Like I said: stupid. But it does make the game more fun.
I dashed after the bird, barking happily. The loud cheering and shouting was almost inaudible from in here – where was I, anyway? It looked like another park, like the one with the pelicans, with lots of trees and greenery. That was okay, then. Parks were always a good place for dogs, and the Walkers would be sure to find me here once they’d finished doing whatever it was they were doing by the gates. After all, it wasn’t like I’d gone very far.
Eventually, the pigeon had enough sense to fly up into a tree, and stay there, but I didn’t mind. It just meant I could spend some time exploring this new park – while keeping an eye out for pelicans, of course.
I had a marvellous time investigating the pathways and the flowerbeds, the trees and the bushes. But after a while, even I had to admit my paws were tired. And, even worse, it was starting to grow dark. Hadn’t Amy said something about dinner? Yes, that when it got dark we’d all go to look at some lights, somewhere called Oxford Street, and have a nice dinner.
I didn’t want to miss that.
Yawning, I trotted back the way I’d come, heading back through the falling gloom, towards the big building the Walkers had been standing outside – what was it Amy had called it? The Palace. Buckingham Palace. Although, I had to admit, it looked a little different from this angle. No big gate and railings, for a start. But still, it was the same place, so the Walkers had to be around here somewhere, right?
Except there were no crowds on this side of the Palace. No guards with those funny hats. No people at all, actually.
I stopped, closer to the Palace than I’d remembered us getting from the other side. I just needed to find a way around, that was all. Back to the Walkers. I’d squeezed through a bush, hadn’t I? So I just needed to do that again.
If only I could remember which bush.
‘What are you doing out here?’ A grumpy voice behind me made me hop with surprise. I spun around so fast I almost caught my stumpy tail, and saw a man in a dark suit and a white shirt glowering at me. ‘You must be the new one, I suppose. I thought Her Majesty was taking you with her, but apparently not. No, you’ll just get to run around here, getting under everyone’s feet and having little “accidents” and we’ll all have to pretend we love you. Just like the other three. Honestly. I thought there weren’t going to be any new Palace pets, any more. But no, couldn’t resist a corgi in need, could she?’ He sighed, and opened a door to the Palace. ‘I suppose it’s not your fault. Come on. Let’s get you back where you belong.’
My ears perked up at the last part. The bit about Her Majesty and accidents made no sense at all, but getting back where I belonged – with the Walkers, that was exactly what I wanted to happen. So I trotted dutifully through the door, prepared to follow the grumpy man in the suit to wherever I was sure the Walkers would be waiting for me. My eyes widened the moment I stepped inside, though. I hadn’t really understood what ‘Palace’ meant – except that it was clearly a very big house. But the room we entered wasn’t anything like our hallway at home. For a start, there was no straight staircase heading up, with items belonging to the family strewn on every step, waiting to be returned to their bedrooms. There was no telephone table, with the address book that was good for chewing. No coat rack, with baskets of mismatched shoes underneath.
No hook for a lead, either.
Instead, a huge room spread out from the doorway, with a dark red carpet, lots of dark red chairs and sofas (that I suspected I probably wasn’t allowed on) and huge, tall columns made out of white-ish stone. On the walls were giant pictures of people wearing funny clothes. And in the centre of the room was an enormous Christmas tree, decorated with plush red decorations in the shape of crowns.
It was so imposing, I almost wanted to hide behind the heavy, red and gold curtains. Except then I’d never get back to my family.
‘Well, come on, then,’ the grumpy man said, ushering me forward. ‘If you don’t hurry up you’ll miss your dinner, and then there’ll be hell to pay.’
The man had a point. Amy would not be happy if I made them all so late they missed dinner. And I wouldn’t be very pleased about missing a meal, either. (It wasn’t like I’d actually got to eat the pigeon. And I had been doing an awful lot of running around. It was enough to leave a corgi famished.)
The only problem was, I had no idea where I was supposed to go.
The man sighed again, heavily. ‘Right. You’re the new one. Suppose you haven’t figured out where everything is yet. Come on, then. I’ll take you.’
I’d expected him to lead me straight to another door, and back outside, but instead we walked through ever more impressive rooms to a wide staircase, lined with golden banisters and even more gold on the walls. At the bottom of the stairs was a white statue, next to a huge ornate clock. Long, green garlands decked with shiny baubles trailed up along the banister.
This definitely wasn’t like the Walkers’ house.
‘Right, upstairs, you.’ The grumpy man waved a hand towards the stairs. I stayed sat at the bottom, looking from him to the steps. The Walkers couldn’t be up there, could they? ‘Go on. Up!’
All those puppy training lessons Jim had taken me to kicked in and, at the sound of the order in the grumpy man’s voice, I hopped straight up and onto the first steps.
The man followed behind me as we climbed. I wondered what I was going to find at the top.
Hopefully, my family.
The upstairs corridors were just as ornate, and all decorated for the season. It made me realise that Amy hadn’t even put up the Christmas tree yet this year. Probably because that was something that Jim always used to do.
I was glad to have the grumpy man to follow; without him, I’d have been lost in a heartbeat.
‘Here we go.’ He reached for the handle of the heavy, red door we’d stopped in front of. On it was a sign.
My reading isn’t great. I’d learned a few words: Henry, dog, food and corgi.
The sign definitely said Corgi something.
The door opened, and three other dogs stared at me.
I stared back.
I was guessing the other word on that sign was ‘room’.
It was a room full of corgis.
What on earth had I got myself into now?
AMY
‘We saw the Queen!’ Okay, so it had only been the briefest glimpse of a hat, and maybe a corgi’s ear, as the big, black car had pulled away from the Palace, but Claire was still jumping up and down like they’d had a personal audience.
‘And I got the whole thing,’ Jack added, as he stopped filming on his phone. ‘Granny will love this.’
‘She will,’ Amy agreed. Her mother, Granny Freida, was a huge fan of all things Royal. Jack had basically just secured the best Christmas presents for life in return for a viewing of that ninety second film and its half a second shot of Her Majesty.
Really, she couldn’t have planned this day better. The kids were happy and excited, she felt relaxed for the first time in months, and now they’d go and look at the lights and get some dinner, and it would all be lovely and perfect and the magical Christmas she’d been hoping for.
Dr Fitzgerald had been right. Focusing on the future was the way to go.
‘Where’s Henry?’ Jack asked, frowning, and Amy felt all that calm relaxation evaporate in an instant, as she was dragged back to the suddenly frightening present.
‘What do you mean? He was right here …’ Amy glanced down to where Henry had sat at her feet, calm and content, all day. Even in the cold, her palms were sweaty as she checked the lead in her hand. It was a retractable one and it was, of course, fully retracted. No dog attached. Because she’d taken Henry off his lead so he could have a race around St James’s Park, and then—
‘I forgot to put his lead back on.’ Amy’s heart thumped so hard in her chest she thought it might break free. ‘But … but he must be around here somewhere. He wouldn’t just wander off.’
Would he? Henry had been to all the standard puppy training classes, and was usually sensible enough to stay close when things were busy – mostly to make sure he didn’t miss out on any food. But an event like today, with all the noise and the pushing, and in such a strange place … Not to mention his recent habit of escaping out the front door whenever it was open. What if he’d run again?
And where could he have run to?
‘He could be anywhere,’ Jack said, sounding agonised.
She should have been more vigilant. More careful. More attentive. How could she have forgotten his lead? How could she have forgotten Henry, even if just long enough to watch the Queen drive away?
She’d failed him. Failed her family. She’d been an idiot to think she could do all this alone.
Despair gripped her as she looked desperately around her, hoping for the sight of a fluffy, stumpy tail, or a doggy grin.
Nothing.
No. Amy shook her head. She didn’t have time for despair. She had to be a parent again. To take charge.
After all, she was the only one left to do that, now.
‘We need to look for him. Call him,’ she said, thinking her way through a plan. ‘He always comes when he hears his name. Let’s split up. Jack, you take that side of the railings, Claire and I will take this side.’
The crowd was clearing now, as much as it ever did outside Buckingham Palace, and they could at least see the pavement between people. Keeping Claire close – the last thing she needed was to lose a child as well as a dog – Amy made her way along the railings, calling for Henry.
‘He couldn’t have run out into the road, or we’d have seen him,’ Claire said, following her. ‘So he has to be around here somewhere. Doesn’t he?’
‘Absolutely,’ Amy said, with much more confidence than she actually felt. ‘And even when he runs away to the park, he always stops to look back and check I’m following. He won’t have gone far. I’m sure we’ll find him in no time.’
Three hours later, as the train raced them home along the tracks, Amy wrapped an arm around Claire’s shoulders, her heart breaking at her daughter’s tears. Across from them, Jack sat sullenly, staring out of the window. He hadn’t looked her in the eye since the moment they realised Henry was missing.
The policeman they’d spoken to had been helpful, but not hopeful. London was just such a big city. Henry could be anywhere.
‘He’s microchipped,’ Amy had told them, desperately.
‘Well, if he turns up, at least they’ll know who he belongs to,’ the policeman had said, obviously trying not to emphasise the ‘if’.
‘He could have been stolen,’ Jack said, suddenly, setting Claire off with fresh waves of sobs. ‘Corgis are a popular breed. Someone could have dognapped him while we weren’t looking.’
‘Which means we’ll never see him again!’ Claire shot an accusing glare at her mother.
Amy didn’t blame her. It was all her fault. She’d been so busy congratulating herself on organising the perfect, magical day for her kids, without Jim, that she’d lost sight of what really mattered – them all spending the day together.
Including Henry.
He must be so scared, alone in the city, or with total strangers. He wouldn’t understand what was happening, or where they’d gone. He’d only know he wasn’t with them. That they’d left him behind.
Never mind the kids forgiving her – she’d never forgive herself for that.
Jack had gone back to staring out of the window, into the bitter, winter night. He might not have said much, but Amy knew he had to be just as upset as Claire was. Henry was his dog really, his and Jim’s. Jim had brought him home for Jack when Henry was just a puppy, and Jack only just turned ten. Ever since, training Henry, walking him, looking after him, had been something father and son had done together. But now, Jim had gone, leaving Henry behind to muddle through with the rest of them.
Jack had seemed to take his father’s leaving well, to start with, but as the weeks had gone on he’d withdrawn more and more into himself. He’d always talked about becoming a vet, and researched exactly which courses he’d need to take, what work experience would stand him in good stead for getting a place on his preferred course. He’d worked so hard, for the last two years, determined to get his dream job. But in the last few weeks, he seemed to have forgotten that it was ever even important to him.
But Henry … Henry had always mattered, to all of them. As much as he might frustrate her sometimes, Amy knew that Henry loved them all with that unfailing devotion that dogs had. She might not like him climbing on the beds, but she knew Claire slept better with Henry beside her. Not just Claire – Amy had woken a few times over the last six weeks to find Henry curled beside her, keeping her warm in Jim’s absence.
And Jack … Jack might not talk to her about how he was feeling, but she knew he talked to Henry, sometimes, when he thought no one could hear him. Who would he talk to now?
Amy watched Jack now, resting his head against the glass, his dark hair flopping over his forehead, and felt her heart ache for him. Her boy, almost all grown up – but not so grown up he didn’t still need his parents.
Didn’t need his father. And his dog.
Amy let her eyes close for a second, and tipped her head back to rest against the back of the seat. Just a moment to grieve and feel like all was lost.
Then she opened her eyes, straightened her spine, and got back to it.
Okay, so she’d reported Henry as missing, and made sure they knew he was microchipped. She’d searched the area, called his name, and tried to tempt him out with doggy treats. She’d spoken to every tourist in the vicinity of Buckingham Palace who could understand her and asked if they’d seen Henry.
She’d done everything she could, on the scene.
So the next question was, what could she do from home to bring Henry back to them?
The Walker family had already lost enough this year. She wasn’t about to give up another member of the family without a fight.
‘Okay, kids,’ she said, waiting until she had their full attention before continuing. ‘What we need next is a plan.’
Day 2
Sunday 15th December

HENRY
For a moment, when I woke, I wasn’t sure where I was. The basket I’d fallen asleep in felt too soft, too comfortable, to be my own, battered one. And the room was too quiet – no radio blaring out from the kitchen, or Jack thumping down the stairs.
It didn’t feel like home at all.
Then I opened my eyes, and everything that had happened the previous day came back to me.
After the grumpy man had deposited me at the Corgi Room, it hadn’t taken me long to realise the mistake he’d made. He thought I belonged here, at the Palace, so he’d brought me to where all the other dogs lived – instead of taking me back to the Walkers like I’d hoped.
Where were they now, my family? Had they left without me? Or were they still waiting, searching for me?
What if they thought I’d meant to run off and leave them, like Jim had? I hoped they all knew I loved them far too much to ever do that.
Spending a night in a Palace might be a very big adventure for a rather small dog, but it did make me miss my real life, and my family, just a bit. Who knew what sort of trouble they’d all get into without me there to look after them?
Who would make sure Amy took her daily walks? Or curl up with her to watch romantic movies on Friday nights? Who would eat Claire’s leftovers at dinner, when she smuggled them under the table when Amy wasn’t looking? Who would keep Claire company at night, when she was sad and needed a snuggly, furry body beside her for comfort? She might be too old for teddy bears (most of the time) but she certainly wasn’t too old for me. And most important of all, who would listen to Jack talking about how he missed his dad? I knew he didn’t want anyone else to know that he felt that way. But he needed someone to talk to. He needed me.
They all did.
But it looked like the Walkers would have to learn to manage without me, at least for a little while. Just until I could straighten out this mistake and find my way home.
And in the meantime, since I was in the Palace … I might as well make the most of it. It couldn’t be long now before someone realised what had happened and Amy arrived to take me home again. Yes, there was nothing to worry about.
Not yet, anyway.
Stretching out in my super-soft basket, I took in the rest of the room around me.
Given how grand the Palace was, maybe I shouldn’t have been so surprised that the Corgi Room was every bit as luxurious – but I was. Each of the dogs had its own wicker basket, raised a little above the ground for some reason. It made me wonder whose basket I’d borrowed – and when they’d be back to claim it.
Of course! The moment that happened, that was when the humans at the Palace would realise they’d made a mistake, and then I’d be taken home to the Walkers. It was only a matter of time, really.
Except, of course, that while the humans might not have realised they had the wrong dog yet, the other dogs were a lot smarter. It wouldn’t take them nearly as long, I was sure.
There were, as far as I could tell from my observations the evening before, three other dogs in the Palace – one corgi like me, and two others who looked a little like corgis, but not quite. They had longer faces, and bodies, and sat even lower to the ground than I did. I’d intended to ask their breed, but given the suspicious looks they’d given me at dinner the night before, I’d decided to hold off until they got to know me better.
But apparently the Palace dogs didn’t like to wait.
Sitting bolt upright in my basket, I realised the other three dogs were staring at me, no friendliness at all in their gazes.
‘So. You’re the new dog, then,’ the corgi said, spitting out the word ‘new’ like it was a mouldy dog biscuit.
‘Um, sort of?’ I needed to find out what the situation here was before I let slip the truth about my unorthodox arrival.
‘Thought you were supposed to be going with Her on the trip,’ one of the other dogs said. ‘Special treatment and all that.’
Hadn’t the grumpy man yesterday said something about thinking I’d gone with Her Majesty? ‘There was a change of plan,’ I said, thinking how very true that was.
‘Not so special after all, then,’ the third dog said. ‘Well, suppose we’d better get used to you being around. I’m Candy. That’s Vulcan, and this’ – she nodded towards the corgi in the middle – ‘this is Willow.’
Candy seemed friendly, so I decided to try to get some more information out of her. ‘Great names,’ I said. ‘And it’s always lovely to meet another corgi. What’s your breed, Candy?’
‘Vulcan and I are Dorgis,’ she explained. ‘Half dachshund, half corgi.’
Well, that explained the low to the ground thing.
‘It is customary, when someone gives you their name, to return the pleasantry,’ Willow said, in a very high and mighty voice. She almost sounded like Sookie.
‘The what now?’ I asked, having not quite followed the question.
Vulcan rolled his eyes. ‘Your name. It would be polite for you to tell us your name, now you know ours.’
‘Oh, sorry. Henry,’ I said, automatically. ‘Pleased to meet you.’
Willow’s head shot up at that, and she stepped forward to study me more carefully. ‘Henry, is it? We were told the new dog was called Monty.’
Ah. Now I was for it.
I gave a wide, doggy smile, and prepared to charm my way out of it – the way I did with Amy when the odd songbird ended up dead in the back garden. ‘It’s sort of a funny story, actually.’
I related the events of the day before in as entertaining manner as I could. Willow, Candy and Vulcan didn’t find it very funny, unfortunately.
‘So you’re an imposter,’ Vulcan said, staring down his long nose at me.
‘An intruder, even,’ Candy added. She’d seemed like the friendliest of them all to start with, but now she looked anything but. Her eyes had turned cold, and there was no hint of a wag in her stumpy tail.
‘I like to think of myself more as an … unexpected guest,’ I said, trying to make it sound like a joke.
‘We don’t let just anyone into Buckingham Palace, you know,’ Vulcan said. He seemed by far the grumpiest of the dogs, and with the shortest legs. Maybe he had short dog syndrome, I mused. A need to feel more important than he was.
Mind you, he was a Royal Pet. That had to count for something.
Candy and Vulcan turned to Willow, presumably for guidance on what to do next. The only other corgi in the room was clearly the leader of the pack – understandably. Corgis are always the dogs you want to turn to for leadership and good sense.
I just hoped that Willow would come down on my side. She didn’t seem any happier about my presence in the Palace than Vulcan was.
‘Well, I suppose this will all get cleared up when She returns, and tosses you back out onto the streets where you belong.’ Willow sniffed. ‘Until then … it does indeed appear that we have an unwelcome guest.’
Candy and Vulcan echoed the sniff, and turned their backs on me, all three of them padding off towards their own baskets. Willow had made her opinion clear – and the others would follow it.
So much for my making new friends while I was at the Palace. The dogs all hated me and She, whoever she was, would be throwing me out again in no time.
It seemed I was unwanted, unwelcome, and worst of all – unable to get home to my family.
Well. They might have ideas about the sort of dog I wasn’t, but clearly they had no idea what sort of a corgi I was.
Because I wasn’t the sort of corgi who gave up that easily. And they’d all learn that soon enough.
‘I bet you lovely creatures are ready for breakfast, right?’
I raised my head from my paws and saw a blonde human with a bag of dog food standing in the doorway to the Corgi Room.
My saviour!
Who needed the pampered Palace pets, anyway? All I needed was a human that could see sense. I bounded over towards her, hoping I could make her understand, somehow, that I wasn’t meant to be there. That I needed to go home.
She smiled, and bent down to pat my fur. ‘You must be our new boy! I heard you’d decided to stay with us at the Palace after all. Good choice. What was your name again?’ Lifting the tag from my collar, she read it out. ‘Henry. Very royal. Very appropriate. Well, I’m Sarah. Sarah Morgan. Pleased to meet you, Henry.’
She held out a hand and I raised a paw to meet it, glad that shaking hands was the one trick Jack had insisted I learn. It meant I didn’t feel totally out of my depth here, even if everything about Buckingham Palace was new and strange – and Willow had ideas about how a corgi was supposed to behave that I apparently could never match up to.
Pulling four silver-coloured bowls from the shelf on the wall, Sarah laid them on the floor in front of us.
‘Now, I believe there’s a very strict order for this,’ she said, smiling. ‘But I’m afraid I’m new here too, so you’ll have to forgive me if I get it wrong.’
She shook the dry, meaty food into the first bowl. It didn’t look like the food we’d had at dinner the night before, but to be honest I’d been too scared and lost to even notice what I was eating then. In fact, I’d left most of it – meaning I was starving now.
I would have jumped forward at once to start eating, but the other three dogs held back, so I waited too. Obviously this was another Palace rule I didn’t understand. I mean, really – who waited for food?
Once the bowls were filled, Sarah stepped back and looked at us. ‘Do I need to say something? Um … eat?’
I jerked forward, but Vulcan and Candy both barked at me. ‘Not you,’ Candy said, sharply.
I backed off, and Willow stepped delicately forward, dipping her muzzle into the bowl before her and eating.
Looking more closely at the bowls, I realised they all had a name inscribed on the front of them – all except mine. Maybe they hadn’t got around to engraving the missing Monty’s bowl yet – or maybe they’d taken it with them and this was a spare. I didn’t know.
I did know it was still empty. And I was beginning to think it might be a while before it was my turn.
I was right. Next up was Vulcan, and then Candy. Both took their time eating their breakfast – probably just to annoy me. Then, finally, Sarah filled my bowl and the other dogs moved aside to let me tuck in.
Sarah laughed as I demolished the food. ‘You were hungry, huh, boy?’
I would have barked a yes, but I was too busy eating. The food was fantastic – even for dry food. Meaty and moist and filling and tasty. Just what a hungry and lost corgi needed.
Eventually, the bowl was empty. I looked up pleadingly at Sarah. It was my best look, the one that made Amy crumble every time, but Sarah was already putting the food bag away.
‘Sorry, Henry,’ she said. ‘I might be new, but even I know that rule. Only one bowl of food, and that’s it until dinner.’ She placed the bag back on the shelf and collected up the bowls. ‘See you guys later, if I’m lucky. I’m hoping that, with Her Majesty away, I might be allowed to feed you your dinner, too. I heard the chef is making you rabbit, tonight.’
She turned and left, my stomach rumbling at the very idea of rabbit. In fact, I was so distracted by the idea of dinner, it took me a moment to realise that she’d left the door open, and the other three were trotting towards it confidently.
Was this a mistake? Maybe Sarah didn’t know that the door was meant to be closed. Or, were we really allowed to go out and explore the Palace? It seemed unlikely – the whole place was too ornate, too special, for four dogs to just go wandering around. Wasn’t it?
Willow, Candy and Vulcan obviously didn’t share my concerns. They were already through the open door and out into the corridor. I paused for just a moment before following them.
Unsure of where to go, I padded along behind the other three until we reached the stairs I’d climbed up the day before.
Vulcan looked back over his flanks. ‘Where do you think you’re going?’
‘Um, downstairs?’ I hazarded a guess.
‘Okay then,’ Candy said and, before I could figure out what was happening, all three of them had turned tail and were heading along the corridor in the opposite direction to the Corgi Room. As I watched, a man in the same sort of suit Grumpy Man had worn the day before held a door open for the procession of one corgi and two Dorgis. They trotted through, imperiously, as if they were the Queen themselves, rather than just the Queen’s dogs.
The man looked at me curiously, obviously waiting to see if I’d follow. But I couldn’t. I wasn’t going to go anywhere I wasn’t wanted.
Which meant I just needed to find somewhere that I was wanted.
Turning away from the door, I padded down the stairs, front paws then back to manage the wide steps. Maybe downstairs would be more fun.
I took a few wrong turns before I found my way to the red room I’d entered through the day before, and then I found the door I’d come in through was closed. I looked around for a helpful man to open it, but I couldn’t see any.
Pressing my nose up against the glass of the door, I stared out at the gardens longingly. They’d been so tempting yesterday, I couldn’t help but follow that pigeon into them. Even now, I knew, if someone opened this door for me I’d race out and run around for all I was worth. I’m an outdoor dog, you see. As luxurious as this Palace was, the gardens were still my favourite bit so far.
Even if they had taken me away from my family.
Were they looking for me? I hadn’t really gone so far from where they were. I’d have thought they’d have just knocked on the door and asked if anyone had seen me. Then the grumpy man might have realised his mistake and given me back.
Sookie would be glad I was gone, anyway.
The thought of Sookie made me smile for a second, unexpectedly. Sookie, moggy that she was, would have loved the Palace. She’d have thought it was exactly where she belonged. She could do imperious even better than the Royal Dogs.
Sookie would fit right in at Buckingham Palace; I didn’t think I ever would.
No, I couldn’t think like that. If I’d found a way into the Palace, I could find a way out, too. A way home.
I knew that Buckingham Palace was a lot larger than my home, but I had no idea how much bigger until I started exploring. I stayed on the ground floor to start with, padding through luxurious room after luxurious room, all of them far bigger than any room at the Walkers’ house.
Everywhere I looked something sparkled gold or silver, or shone with lights. Under my paws, the carpets were deep and soft, and mostly a dark, rich red.
Every person I saw moved out of my way to let me trot past, like I really was one of the royal pets. And as much as I wanted someone to realise that I didn’t belong there, the fact that they didn’t gave me the confidence to continue my expedition.
Somewhere, there had to be a door that was open. One that I could escape through and find my family again. I just had to find it.
On my travels, I came across a room with a large, dark wood table in the centre, piled high with shiny silver objects. As I approached, I saw a woman wearing the same uniform that Sarah had on that morning, bustling the other way, muttering something about polish. Intrigued, I headed in.
The stack of silver on the table looked like pirate treasure from one of the movies that Jack loved to watch when he was younger, all gleaming in the sunlight from the windows. At the top of one pile, I spotted a silver bowl that looked a bit like the ones Sarah had fed us our breakfast in. Tilting my head to the side, I considered it.
It was unlikely that it still had food in it, all the way up there, right? But it would be silly not to check. Just in case. After all, once I found my escape route, I’d need all my energy to get home. A little extra food wouldn’t go amiss, in that case.
Hopping up onto a nearby chair, I pressed my front paws up against the table and peered up at the pile of silver. Still too far away to tell if there was any food waiting at the top of that pile of treasure.
In Jack’s movies, the treasure was always worth the risk it took to get it. I figured the same probably applied here.
With a quick glance around to make sure that no one was watching, I hopped up onto the table itself, and tentatively began to climb the pile of silver, trying to reach that bowl at the top. I balanced myself carefully between the items, making sure to keep my weight even as I climbed. The only thing I hadn’t counted on was that silver is slippy. And loud.
Just as I came within a whisker of that elusive bowl, my back paw slipped on a plate below, and suddenly everything was moving. I grappled with my claws against the dishes and plates, but it was no good – with an enormous crash, the pile of silver I was scaling smashed to the floor – sending me tumbling after it.
The bowl I’d been aiming for landed smack bang on my head.
It was empty.
‘What on earth!’ Another two members of the Palace staff came racing in to see what the commotion was, and so I decided that it was probably time to scarper. Racing between their legs, I headed back the way I’d come.
Maybe one of the other dogs would know of a way out of the Palace. They seemed as eager for me to leave as I was.
Of course, I had no idea where they were, so I had little choice but to head back to the Corgi Room and wait for them.
My paws felt heavy as I climbed the stairs back to the Corgi Room. I’d barely explored a fraction of the Palace, but already I knew there was far more to this building than I could hope to see in one day.
The door to the Corgi Room was open, at least, so I slunk in and found myself alone. Settling down into my basket, I curled up and waited for one of the others to come back and help me find a way out.
But as I lay there, another, terrible thought occurred to me.
Willow had said that when She returned – whoever She was, but I was guessing probably the Queen – I’d be thrown out into the streets the minute they realised I wasn’t the real Monty. Which was fine by me, as I’d get to go home.
Except … I didn’t know my way around London, and I certainly didn’t know how to get back to the Walkers’ without help. I knew we’d come in on a train, but how would I tell which one? And even if I could, I was fairly sure they wouldn’t let me on without a human.
My grand plan of escaping was a bust – even if I could find an open door.
No, I had to try and make the best of things here at the Palace until Amy could find me – if she was even looking. And if she wasn’t … well, I was a charming dog. Maybe if I made enough friends here, they’d let me stay.
Which meant winning over Willow and the Dorgis.
Not likely.
Before I could follow this line of thought any further, a shadow appeared in the doorway. Willow.
‘Where are your henchmen?’ I asked, getting to my paws.
Willow shook her head. ‘They’re not henchmen. They’re family.’
‘And I’m not. I get it.’
‘You’re … not like us,’ Willow said, with more diplomacy than I’d heard from her so far. ‘But apparently it seems you’re going to be staying a while.’
‘You just figured that out?’ I said, channelling my inner Sookie to get the sarcastic tone just right.
‘I heard one of the footmen talking,’ Willow explained. ‘The one that held the door for us by the stairs. He said that the new dog didn’t seem to be fitting in very well, and perhaps She should have taken you with her after all.’
‘So?’
‘So, I’d assumed that the humans, like us, would have been able to see through your lack of breeding and realised you weren’t Monty. Apparently I was giving them too much credit.’
‘Sarah didn’t notice,’ I pointed out. ‘Why would you think a footman would?’ Presumably, the grumpy man from yesterday was a footman, then. There seemed to be a few of them running around the Palace. I wondered what their jobs were.
‘Well, she’s like you, isn’t she?’ Willow said.
‘You mean new?’
‘I mean … an outsider. She wasn’t born to this. She doesn’t know how it all works, yet.’ Willow hopped up into her own basket, turning around a few times before settling down. ‘She’ll learn, or she’ll leave.’
Also like me, I realised. If I wanted to stay here long enough for the Walkers to find me, I needed to fit in, so they didn’t realise I wasn’t Monty. Which meant learning more about the place.
And I knew just the person to teach me.
‘So, tell me about Monty,’ I said, jumping down to pad over towards Willow’s basket. I settled myself on the carpet below where her wicker basket rested just a little above the ground. ‘And this place. How come you all get your own room? And what’s with the baskets not being on the floor?’
All valid questions, I thought – and I had plenty more. But Willow gave me a look like I was the stupidest dog in the world. Which she probably thought I was.
‘Monty is the latest addition to our pack,’ Willow said. ‘We haven’t actually met him properly yet, but given his pedigree, and his previous owners, I’m sure he’ll fit in fine. He’ll understand the hierarchy, for a start.’
‘The hierarchy?’ Maybe I really was as clueless as Willow thought. I had no idea what that word even meant.
‘Of course. The dog who has been here the longest – me, in this case – is the leader. The queen, as it were. The others follow in the order in which they arrived.’
‘So Vulcan, Candy then me,’ I guessed. ‘That explains the order for breakfast and such. I didn’t even notice last night.’
‘Well, you were late,’ Willow pointed out. ‘Another mark against you. Punctuality is a virtue – especially where dinner is concerned.’
That, we could both agree on. ‘So, Monty would be at the bottom of the pack too, then?’ I supposed that made sense. Sookie had been with the Walkers for a year longer than I had, and she always made it clear that she thought she was the leader, too. Of course, Sookie would probably have done that even if I’d been there years before her. That was just Sookie.
Was it weird that I was actually starting to miss that mean old cat?
‘Of course. Besides, Monty isn’t really a Royal Pet, you know.’ Willow leant out of her basket slightly, talking down to me as if exchanging top-secret information (like where the treats were kept). ‘She decided a few years ago that She wouldn’t get any more pets – I mean, obviously we were companionship enough for Her, so why would She need them?’
‘But She got Monty.’
‘Yes.’ Willow pulled a face. ‘But only because She’s so kind-hearted. His previous owner was a friend of Hers – an earl, of course – and when he died She offered to take him in. She explained it all to us first, of course.’
‘She sounds kind,’ I said. I’d never really thought all that much about the Queen before, but given the luxurious surroundings She gave her dogs, I supposed She must be.
‘She is the kindest human, or owner, any dog could hope to have,’ Willow said, firmly, as if daring me to doubt it.
I didn’t.
‘It was Her mother, you know, who set out our routine.’
‘Her mother?’
‘The Queen Mother,’ Willow clarified, although it still meant nothing to me. ‘She recognised our superior qualities, as a breed, I suppose, and made sure that the Royal Dogs would live a life suited to their status.’
‘Such as baskets raised off the floor?’
‘To avoid draughts.’
‘And I suppose you get all sorts of treat foods and things, right?’ I said hopefully. Maybe something good could come of this adventure, after all. ‘Scraps from the Queen’s table, doggy chocolate drops, that sort of thing?’
Willow looked scandalised. ‘Not at all! We have a very strict diet, developed specially for us and our well-being. She would never dream of doing anything less.’
I sank down onto my haunches. ‘Strict diet’ didn’t sound like a lot of fun, if I was honest.
‘It’s not what you’re used to, of course,’ Willow said. ‘I suppose you must – what? Hunt for your own food? Raid the bins, or what have you?’
Now it was my turn to look horrified. ‘Of course not!’ Although, actually … ‘Well, not if I don’t want to.’
‘So you have an owner, then.’
‘Yes, of course I do. I told you this morning – the Walkers.’
Willow looked at me blankly.
‘My family. Jim and Amy and Jack and Claire.’
Willow gave a small shrug. ‘I thought they were just like our walkers. People who walk us, when She is busy.’
‘They’re much, much more than that,’ I said. ‘They’re like She is to you.’
‘I wouldn’t go that far,’ Willow said.
‘I would.’
‘Hmm.’ She eyed me carefully for a few moments. ‘I suppose you want to get back to them, then.’
‘Very much.’ I’d spent a restless night imagining how they’d all be coping without me. And whether Sookie had stolen my favourite squeaky toy yet. ‘The last place I saw them was just outside the Palace, before we got … separated. I’ve spent today searching for an open door out of here … except I realised, I don’t know where I’d go if I found one. So instead I’m hoping that Amy will keep looking for me, and realise I must be here in the end, and come calling to pick me up.’
‘Which means you have to stay here long enough for that to happen,’ Willow surmised.
‘Exactly.’
She gave a doggy sigh. ‘Well, in that case, I suppose I’d better fill you in on how we do things around here. See if we can stop you standing out quite so much.’
‘Is it really so obvious that I don’t belong here?’ I asked. Surely, when you got down to it, a dog was as good as any other dog, after all.
But Willow laughed. ‘Of course! Only truly special dogs get to live the life of a Royal Pet, you know.’
And, I realised, in Willow’s eyes, I was nothing special at all.
Showed what little she knew, right?
Later, when dinner time came around, I was prepared. And also starving.
Willow had patiently (and patronisingly) talked me through a day at the Palace, giving me a little history along the way. Tomorrow, she promised, she’d take me with her so she could ‘train me up properly’ – a phrase I disliked immediately. After all, the Walkers had already trained me. I didn’t need some posh corgi telling me how to do things.
But then Willow had added, ‘If you’re going to be a Royal Pet, you’re going to have to learn a whole new lifestyle, you realise.’ She surveyed me, and sighed. ‘I’ve never had to work with such raw material before, but I suppose I’ll see what I can do. A good teacher should be able to instruct even the roughest of dogs, and you are, at least, a corgi.’
The one thing we had in common. Our breed. But even that didn’t seem to be enough to satisfy Willow. Willow, I’d realised quickly, was a snob. And her snobbishness had rubbed off on the other two dogs, too.
‘So gracious of you,’ I’d muttered. Oh well. At least following the other dogs around might be more entertaining than being shunned and ignored by them. ‘Now, why don’t you start by telling me about dinner?’
I already knew about the order for eating, but now I understood a little more about why.
‘Normally, we’d eat dinner in Her sitting room, and She’d feed us Herself,’ Willow had explained. ‘But She’s away at the moment, which is why we have the rather unsatisfactory Sarah feeding us instead.’
‘Does She go away often?’ I’d asked.
‘Yes,’ Willow had replied. ‘But normally She takes us with Her.’
I could tell that this was something of a sore point for the other dogs. They weren’t used to being left behind, and the idea that the New Dog, Monty, had got to travel with their beloved Queen when they hadn’t was obviously ruffling their fur.
That could be my way in, I decided. A way to make friends with these dogs. They’d been left behind, too – although not in quite such a spectacular manner as I had. But still, it was the one thing we had in common.
I just hoped it would be enough.
At dinner time, Sarah arrived, smiling again – although her eyes were a little bit red.
‘How are you settling in, Henry?’ she asked, leaning down to pat my head. I nuzzled into her hand, happy for the contact. None of the other dogs had let me close enough to touch them, and none of the footmen or other humans I’d encountered on my jaunt around the Palace had wanted to get near me at all. It was as if they thought I might bite them or something!
But Sarah had no such concerns. She took time to give my ears a good scratching, and when I rolled over onto my back she even rubbed my tummy.
It was the happiest I’d been since I arrived at the Palace. Even if the others were looking on disapprovingly, I didn’t care if I’d broken another rule.
Soon, there was a knock on the door and Sarah said, ‘Time to go!’
We were led along the corridor a little way to outside a door that – according to Willow’s information – must lead to the Queen’s sitting room. Sarah and a man in uniform laid a plastic sheet over the carpet, then set out the four silver bowls – three with names, one without.
‘Is that straight, John?’ Sarah asked. ‘Sorry, it is John, right?’
‘It is.’ The man straightened the plastic until it lay perfectly against the carpet, lined up with the wall on both sides. He didn’t ask her name, I realised. Candy and Vulcan probably wouldn’t approve of that.
But I wasn’t bothered about protocol, right then. Already, I could smell something wonderful. Rabbit, Sarah had said. But this smelled richer, meatier, than any dog food I’d ever sniffed at before.
The man – John – filled the bowls with the juiciest looking food I’d ever seen. My mouth watered just at the sight of it. But I knew from earlier that I couldn’t just dive in and eat – as much as I wanted to.
But what if the others ate my food too? Or dragged out their own meals so long that there wasn’t time for me to eat? I wouldn’t put it past them. It was the sort of thing that Sookie would try – and these dogs reminded me an awful lot of Amy’s cat. (And no, that wasn’t a compliment.)
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