Kitabı oku: «Muckabout School»
Copyright
First Published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2005
This electronic edition published by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2015
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Source ISBN: 9780007158768
Ebook Edition © MARCH 2015 ISBN: 9780007390625
Version: 2015-07-23
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
A New Boy at Muck About
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Much about Outing
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Other Books by Ian Whybrow
About the Author
About the Publisher
Gary Goody walked through the empty corridors of Muckabout School to his new classroom. He entered and stopped in his tracks.
“Oh no!” he thought. “I’m the first to arrive – again!”
He was just about to go back out to the playground when he heard a snort from behind the teacher’s desk. It was Mr Dawdle just waking up from a nap. The lazy teacher straightened his sunglasses and stared straight at Gary.
“Gary!” Mr Dawdle groaned. “You’re early again!”
Mr Dawdle dragged himself out of his comfortable armchair and stumbled over to where Gary was. In any other school, Mr Dawdle would have been a disgrace. He was as tall and skinny as a beanpole, with greasy hair scragged into a ponytail. His jeans and T-shirt were filthy and full of holes and he peered at Gary through sunglasses that were smeared with what looked like tomato ketchup.
“I’m sorry,” sighed Gary.
“You should know the rules by now, yeah?” the teacher said, producing a biscuit from his pocket. He dusted the biscuit off and popped it into his mouth, chewing the biscuit as he yawned. “Well? What are they?” the teacher asked, spraying Gary with crumbs.
“Run in the corridors,” Gary said.
“Uh-huh,” said Mr Dawdle.
“Don’t put up your hand. Be rude to teachers. Don’t mind your manners. Always eat in class.”
“And…?”
“…and never be on time,” Gary said, quietly.
“Never be on time. Exactly, man. So what’s so difficult? I haven’t seen you run once, you’re polite to everyone, you always say sorry and thank you (and please, come to think of it). And I haven’t seen you eating anything in class all week.”
“Sorry, sir,” Gary replied.
“There you go again,” Mr Dawdle grumbled. “You’re just so… nice. You’ll give Muckabout School a good name if you’re not careful. It really isn’t bad enough you know. Not bad enough at all. So maybe you should stay in at playtime and write the school motto one hundred times! Know what I mean?”
“Yes sir. Sorry sir.”
“And cool it with the ‘sorry’ all the time, OK?”
Gary was such a good, well-behaved child that his anxious parents thought there must be something wrong with him. That’s why they had sent him to Muckabout School. The “Muckabout Method” promised to make children happy and confident “through jollification and tomfoolery”. Of course, that was really a fancy way of saying that it encouraged children to be naughty, but it sounded to Gary’s mum and dad to be just the sort of thing Gary needed to make him a bit more normal.
The trouble was, Gary didn’t really belong at Muckabout School. He just wasn’t very good at… mucking about.
That’s why at playtime on this, his fifth day at his new school, poor Gary felt it was his duty to stay indoors and write “Muckabout for ever!” until his arm ached. He glanced out of the window at the other children in the playground. They were having a great time playing football.
Franky Fearless, who kicked the ball again and again, might have scored if it wasn’t for the giant William Whale, who blocked the goalmouth. Tim Tattle, the class stirrer, was encouraging Ricky Rude to pelt everyone with smelly mud. Whilst the others were busy, Wanda Offalot was quietly slipping out of the school gates.
Gary looked back at the lines he was writing.
“At least I’m getting into Mr Dawdle’s good books,” he thought.
It was ages before all the children came back into the classroom. They threw themselves on the floor in front of the telly. “Video, video, video, video!” they chanted.
Mr Dawdle smiled and opened the cupboard. “Alright, listen up, guys! You can have The Revenge of Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings Meets the Incredible Hulk, or Rugrats Go Mad in Jurassic Park. Which do you fancy?”
He let them all have a good scream and shout about it. Then he noticed Gary bent over his desk at the back of the class. He was still writing, slowly and painfully doing the ‘r’ at the end of his ninety-ninth Muckabout for ever.
“Wait up a second, Gary!” called Mr Dawdle. “What’s that you’re doing?”
Gary blushed. He rose to his feet and made his way to the teacher’s desk.
Mr Dawdle took the carefully written lines and frowned.
“Who told you to do this?” the teacher asked. “You did sir,” said Gary.
“I did? Oh Gary,” Mr Dawdle sighed. “You didn’t actually follow my orders, did you?”
“Yes sir,” Gary replied.
“And this is your best writing, isn’t it?” asked Mr Dawdle. “Proper, joined-up writing, with all the ‘t’s crossed!”
“Yes, sir, sorry, sir,” mumbled Gary.
“Oooo!” chorused the class. “Did you hear that, Mr Dawdle? He said he was sorry!”
“And he called you ‘sir’,” sneaked Tim Tattle.
“Gar-ee!” everyone groaned.
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