Wie alles begann – inklusive verlorener Schlüssel, überkochender Nudeln und einem Kalender, der nie benutzt wurde.

Du bist nicht als Chaosqueen geboren worden. Nein, das Chaos hat dich langsam umarmt – mit einem Augenzwinkern, einem Hauch von Drama und einer ordentlichen Prise Vergesslichkeit. Vielleicht begann alles an dem Morgen, an dem du verschlafen hast, weil du vergessen hattest, den Wecker zu stellen. Du bist hektisch aus dem Bett gesprungen, mit einer Socke und einer halben Frisur, hast dich in deine Jacke geworfen und bist zur Tür gestürmt – nur um festzustellen, dass du deine Schlüssel nicht finden kannst. Wieder einmal.

Und während du zwischen Kissen, Jackentaschen und dem Brotkasten (!) wühltest, hast du dir geschworen: «Ab morgen wird alles anders.» Spoiler: Es wurde nicht anders. Aber es wurde lustiger.

Dein Leben ist eine bunte Mischung aus gut gemeinten Plänen und spontanen Improvisationen. Du besitzt einen Kalender, klar – sogar einen richtig schönen mit inspirierenden Sprüchen und viel Platz für Notizen. Nur blöd, dass du nach Woche zwei vergessen hast, ihn zu benutzen. Stattdessen kleben jetzt überall kleine Post-its mit kryptischen Botschaften wie «Mutter! 15:00??» oder «Gelbe Tonne!!!». Du bist nicht sicher, ob «Mutter» um 15 Uhr abgeholt werden soll, oder ob du sie in die gelbe Tonne setzen wolltest – was du natürlich nie tun würdest. (Also, wahrscheinlich.)

In deiner Küche ist das Chaos kreativ. Du wolltest «nur kurz» Nudeln kochen, hast dabei aber TikTok geöffnet und bist in einen Strudel aus Tänzen, Rezepten und «10 Dinge, die du noch nicht über Avocados wusstest» geraten. Irgendwann riechst du es: der Duft der Überforderung – oder der überkochenden Nudelkatastrophe. Wieder was für die Waschmaschine.

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