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“Any what? Sleep?” Sugar was right. She had been going nonstop for months.

“You know what.”

“Oh, that. That’s been kind of low on my priority list lately.”

“Well, rewrite your priority list with that at the top. You could do worse than Dane Weiss to have some fun with. He’s single, handsome and really strong from that clean, dairy-farm upbringing. He’s built like a bull.”

“And probably hung like one, too,” Keeley answered without thinking. She’d seen a bit of a wiggle under his zipper during her double entendres at the bakery.

“There you go!” Sugar patted her hand. “Thank goodness, a sign of life after all.”

“I don’t know, Sugar. I’ll be working with him for several weeks and it could be awkward bringing sex into the equation.”

“Nonsense. It’ll add to the spice. Fear of discovery is a major turn-on for men. You know that.”

Keeley did know that. Could she put herself first for once? And would Dane even be receptive to her? “I don’t know. Maybe he won’t be interested in me. Maybe I’ve lost my touch.”

“Puh-leeze! Once you’ve got it, you never lose it. Ditch those boring brown dust rags you call clothes and lighten up. Just because you’re an accountant doesn’t mean you have to dress like a manila file folder.”

“That’s what Dane said. In fact, Binky’s paying me a clothing allowance to disguise myself so Charlie won’t recognize me from previous networking events.”

“Clothing allowance?” Sugar straightened. “How much?”

“A bundle. But I haven’t had time to spend it since I got stuck filing a bunch of tax extensions this weekend. I do have enough old outfits to get me through a few days at Bingham Brothers.”

“Your old outfits?” Sugar raised her eyebrow.

“I still fit in them, you know.” Geez, it wasn’t as if she’d porked up.

“Not exactly office wear.”

“I know that. Nobody will suspect the newest bimbo secretary of auditing the accounts, and besides, Dane told me to wear more revealing clothing.” He had no idea what he was in for tomorrow.

“Dane’s the boss. I know you’ll knock his socks off.”

Keeley drained her glass. “Maybe I’ll knock his pants off instead.”

KEELEY UNLOCKED the door to her second-floor walk-up apartment and hung her waist-length brown leather jacket on a hook in the narrow foyer. She walked into the small kitchen with its metal 1950s cabinets and tossed her keys on the gold-speckled Formica counter.

Her vintage 1905 greystone was one of the few buildings left untouched by the renovation bug sweeping through the Ukrainian Village neighborhood. Her landlady lived downstairs and had successfully resisted her sons’ attempts to move her into an assisted living home and sell out to a rehabber. Of course, once everything was overdeveloped, Ukrainian Village would lose the qualities that made it a fun place to live—reasonable rents, decent parking and a laid-back, yet hip atmosphere.

Keeley grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge and headed into the bedroom to decide what on earth to wear on her first day as an undercover bimbo.

She opened the tiny closet and reached past the white-and-cream high-neck blouses, brown, black and gray suits, and the sensible neutral pumps and subdued silk scarves, to the clothes she never wore anymore, but hadn’t been able to let go of.

She pulled out skintight sleeveless tops in fuchsia, red and lime-green, skirts so short they were illegal in certain jurisdictions and the literal kicker, four-inch high stilettos and platform heels in black, white and clear plastic Lucite.

If bimbos ever got together and wrote a dress code, she could comply perfectly. She stripped off her khaki pants and cream-colored blouse and exchanged them for a low-cut white top, black miniskirt and black open-toed heels with rhinestone ankle straps.

She took a few experimental steps across her bedroom, her old sashay falling into place. The heels were higher than she was used to, but the rhinestones still sparkled nicely, if not as much as they had under the stage lights.

She stopped in front of the mirror. Something was out of place. The clothes were okay, her bod still fairly decent, but it was the hair. Too brunette.

She reached up to the top shelf—easy to do in her platforms—and picked a round white box. Blowing the dust off, she set it on her bed and studied her emphatic hot-pink printing on the top. Property of Cherry Tarte!!! She shook her head at the juvenile writing. At least she hadn’t drawn hearts to dot the exclamation points.

She removed the lid and lifted out her absolutely favorite red-haired wig, its luxuriant waves cascading over her hands. Brenda Starr-red. Rita Hayworth-red. Ann-Margret-red. And of course, stripper-red.

Pulling the wig on, she tucked her hair under it and stared at her reflection. “Hello again, Cherry,” she said to herself. “Bet you thought you’d never come out of retirement.”

For it had been the infamous Cherry Tarte, Keeley’s alter ego, who had paid for her accounting degree by baring it all for the boys at the Love Shack. It was ironic, to say the least, that she’d use Cherry’s persona for what could be the biggest accounting job of her career.

And it was all thanks to Dane Weiss and his need for a bimbo forensic accountant. She couldn’t wait to see his face when his new executive assistant started work tomorrow morning all tarted up. Or rather, “Cherry-Tarted.”

4

RUNNING LATE WAS not the way Dane wanted to start his pseudocareer at Bingham Brothers, but he’d stayed awake late going over the background materials from Binky. Probably a whole lotta nothing, but he always needed to know about the major players before he walked into a new place.

Dane paid the cabbie in front of the LaSalle Street skyscraper that housed Bingham Brothers and punched the elevator button to take him to the offices on the upper floors.

It was a long elevator ride, and he yawned, partly to pop his ears and partly because he needed to. Even after he went to bed, he’d dreamed of the brunette stripper from Frisky’s. Not particularly unusual for a guy who’d been celibate for a few months, but the part that had really woken him up sweating and hard was when she turned to face him. It had been Keeley Davis looking at him with a sexy, come-hither look.

And he was the guy who had asked her to dress sexier for the office? Granted, it was to fool Charlie Bingham, but Dane was the one who would be working with her fifty or sixty hours a week.

The elevator doors opened and he stepped into the cool gray lobby of Bingham Brothers and approached the middle-aged receptionist with her apricot helmet of hair. No teenage, nail-filing receptionists for them. This lady had probably been the company’s telephone operator since the age of plug-in switchboards.

“May I help you, sir?”

Dane introduced himself and quickly found himself in possession of a photo ID badge and directions to his new office. She showed him how to swipe himself in through the security system and, presumably, the time clock as well.

He thanked her and passed into the offices, threading through several columns of cubicles and pushing through the door marked with his name. He stopped in surprise.

A mob of guys stood around the desk where, he surmised, Keeley sat. Judging by the way their backs were to him, he guessed they weren’t waiting to greet him with a rounding chorus of “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow.” Unless she was running the office betting pool, Dane would gamble that they were all chatting her up.

“Good morning.” His loud tone cut through the noise. The men jumped away guiltily, parting like the Red Sea to reveal a redhead. And what a redhead she was…her long, glorious waves falling over her shoulders and her breasts, brushing the edges of some Grand Canyon-deep cleavage flashing from a tight, white blouse.

Where was Keeley?

“Good morning, Mr. Weiss,” the redhead purred.

Oh, dear God, it was Keeley. She’d made her hazel eyes look wider and greener, her coy brushing of eyelashes dark on her cheek. She even had a little Cindy Crawford mole near the corner of her mouth. Real or drawn on, he didn’t care. It was a point on a map, leading the way to her full, red lips.

She smiled at the men flanking her. “Sorry, boys, playtime’s over. Looks like the boss is here.”

Her husky tones rolled over the male crowd, pulling them further into her spell. He had to clear his throat and glare pointedly at the outer door. They straggled out, some giving him nasty looks, some gazing longingly at her. He was sure to be one popular guy at Bingham Brothers.

He grabbed Keeley’s elbow and steered her into his inner office. Holy cow, where was the rest of her skirt? She had to have at least twelve inches of visible thigh. Her black micro-micro mini barely covered her ass when she was standing. If he started at her knee and stroked upward on those firm, toned thighs, he could slip his hand under that skirt with room to spare.

“Good morning, Mr. Weiss. I’m your new assistant, Cherry,” she singsonged. “How do you take your coffee?”

Ice-cold and down his pants, that’s how. “What the hell is this getup?”

“Exactly what you asked for—younger and lighter. Nonaccountant clothes.”

He sat on the edge of his desk, flabbergasted. Yeah, he’d asked for it, all right. But what had he gotten? “You’re so far from accountancy, you’re not even the same species. Where on earth did you get that outfit?”

“A little something I had in the back of my closet.”

“Yeah, right. Where’d you go shopping, the stripper store?”

“You mean the store where your sister gets her design ideas?” Her tone was syrupy sweet.

He rubbed his jaw. She had him there. “Okay. But attracting attention wasn’t what I had in mind.” He lowered his voice and leaned over to her. “How are you supposed to conduct a covert audit when nobody can take his eyes off you?”

“That’s the plan.” She gave him a sly smile. “It’s like a magician’s sleight of hand. You distract the audience with flashy stuff on top while the serious business goes on below.”

“Flashy stuff on top?” His gaze was drawn to the low-cut vee of her blouse. Her cleavage had some kind of gold glitter lotion highlighting the full curves of her breasts. The lotion was perfumed, too, as he greedily inhaled her warm, sexy scent.

The base of her throat moved as she swallowed hard. “Dane?” She snapped her fingers in front of his line of sight and pointed to her face. “Up here.”

He grudgingly looked up and eased away from her. “Sorry about that. Your plan worked too well on me.”

“Yeah, well, you’re a man, aren’t you?”

Her deprecating tone rubbed him raw. “Some men, like me, for example, can think of other things besides ‘flashy stuff on top.’” He could, couldn’t he?

“Funny, Sugar didn’t mention you were gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” She gave him a sympathetic look.

He was speechless for several seconds. Gay? She thought he might be gay? Then he saw the corners of her full red lips pull into a tiny smirk. Ah, playing games with him. Well, he could play, too. “No, I’m not gay. I just go for a different type of woman. No offense to you, of course.”

“None taken.” Her smirk disappeared as quickly as her clothing in his imagination. “So what type do you go for?” she asked.

“Um…” He couldn’t very well tell her the truth, which was that he liked tall, leggy brunettes. And tall, leggy redheads. “Petite blondes.” That would get her good. According to his sister, tall brunettes always hated short blondes, especially when short blondes took all the tall guys. And he was tall.

She curled her lip delicately. “And you don’t get a crick in your neck bending over those petite blondes?”

He shrugged. “Not everything is done standing. But anyway, time to get to work, Cherry. See if you can’t find a pad of paper so we can make some notes.”

Keeley didn’t quite stomp off to her desk, but her gait was definitely stiff. He eased into his chair so she couldn’t see how her tight ass in the tiny skirt was making him stiff, too.

“PETITE BLONDES, my ass.” Keeley yanked open her desk drawer and found a yellow legal pad. Not everything is done standing. That big ox would squash one like a blond bug. She hoped he stayed awake long enough after sex to let the girl roll clear. She bet Dane liked being on top. Bossy guys often did, until they were shown the advantages of being on bottom.

Her nipples tightened under her thin white top and her black thong was becoming suspiciously moist. Hmm. Maybe thinking about how Dane liked to have sex wasn’t the best way to spend her first morning at the office.

And he was waiting for her. She grabbed a felt-tip pen so as not to leave indentations in the paper below. The old trick of rubbing pencil over the pressed-in marks still worked, and she didn’t trust anyone here.

She closed the drawer, but before she could return to the office, trouble arrived in a two-thousand-dollar suit.

“And you are?” Charlie Bingham raised a black brow.

Good morning to you, too, creep. “I am Cherry…” Shoot, she’d forgotten to think of a last name for her alias. She’d never needed one before. “Cherry Smith.”

“Cherry? How…interesting.” His tone implied that Cherry was the goofiest name ever. As if he hadn’t lost his virginity to some snooty broad named Buffy, Muffy or Trixie. “And you actually work here? At Bingham Brothers?”

“Yes, indeed. I’m the executive assistant to the new controller-in-training.”

“Dane Weiss.” He said that with the same lip curl as someone would say “dog doo.”

Dane moved next to her, his presence an instant comfort. How long had it been since anyone had backed her up? “Good morning, Charlie. I see you’ve met my executive assistant, Cherry.”

Binky’s grandson gave her an insolent once-over. Rude little shit. She took a great deal of pleasure in looking down at him from her towering Lucite high heels.

“Why am I not surprised, Weiss? Trust you to find the flashiest assistant possible.” He laid on the word assistant with a snotty tone.

Keeley fought the urge to roll her eyes since she’d heard it all before, and from nastier specimens than him, but what was interesting was Dane’s reaction. A flush roiled up his neck and onto his face, the tips of his ears reddening. Was he embarrassed?

Then she saw his clenching fists. Nope, angry. Really angry.

“This young lady is my executive assistant. You may call her Miss, uh…”

“Smith,” Keeley supplied.

“Or better yet, don’t call her anything at all. If you have something to say, you tell me, instead of bothering her with your bad attitude, Charlie.”

Keeley’s eyes widened so fast her fake eyelashes popped loose at the edges. Dane was defending flashy, trashy Cherry. How sweet.

“Don’t call me Charlie!” The dark-haired man was turning a matching shade of red. “My name is Charles Andrew Bingham the Sixth, and you call me Mr. Bingham, dammit!”

“Mr. Bingham is your grandfather, Charles Andrew the Sixth. Maybe I’ll call you Chuck.”

Keeley smothered a grin at the outraged expression on Charlie’s face. Chuck was even worse than Charlie.

“I’m on to you, Weiss,” he said, hissing Dane’s last name. “You think you can waltz in here and con my senile coot of a grandfather, but you can’t fool me. You’re up to something, and I’ll keep my eyes on you until I find out exactly what.” He shot his fancy French cuffs and strode out of the office.

Keeley laughed. “Way to fly under the radar, Dane. I thought for a second the two of you were going to have a real honest pissing contest here in the office.”

Dane spun back to her, the blood sinking from his face and returning it to his normal color. “We’ve had words before.”

“No!” She pressed her hand to her bosom in mock surprise. “And here I thought you had a special gift for making friends and influencing people. Or didn’t they teach you that in business school?”

He motioned her into his office and closed the door. “Chuckles was rude to his grandpa and his grandpa’s lady friend. I gave him a brushup on the rules of etiquette.”

Probably Binky’s date was Sugar or one of her friends. “Good grief. How many stitches did he need?”

“None.”

“X-rays?”

“None.”

“Clean pairs of underwear once he got home?”

Dane burst out laughing. “None. Really, he took a poke at me and I shoved him into a limo.”

“Too bad. I’m sure he must have deserved a butt-kicking at various points in his life.”

“Sorry.” He extended his palms upward. “He’s still Binky’s grandson.”

“And our only suspect at this point,” she murmured.

“Yep.” Dane quirked a corner of his mouth. Yikes, the man’s dimples were lethal.

She brandished her felt-tip pen. “Despite your reservations, my disguise worked. There’s no way Charlie’s going to think I’m anyone but some bimbo secretary you’re boffing.”

“True. You’re no bimbo secretary.”

Keeley waited for him to respond to the part about boffing, but he just gave her a slow, lazy smile. “Let’s get to work, shall we? We’ll leave the boffing discussion for another time.”

“DANE WEISS’S office, may I help you?” Keeley stuck out her tongue at the sultry female voice on the other end requesting a lunch meeting with Dane. It was yet one more female upper-management type panting after him. Over the past week, Dane had enough lunch invitations to eat seven times a day.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Weiss is tied up with meetings the rest of the week.” She had no idea whether or not he was, but there was no way he was going for three-hour lunches while she was stuck in the office.

She and Dane had been in Bingham Brothers orientation for several days with no access at all to the accounts. If she had to sit through another PowerPoint presentation on company culture, she’d throw one of her lethal shoes straight through the projection screen.

When she hadn’t been pinching herself to keep awake, she’d surfed the company’s intranet to familiarize herself with the antiquated accounting systems, policies and procedures.

“Who was that?” Dane leaned against the doorjamb, his arms crossed over his chest. Today he had on a navy-blue shirt that really brought out his eyes.

She hadn’t bothered to note the woman’s name and had forgotten it as soon as the receiver clicked. “She’ll call back if it’s important.”

He laughed. “Suzanne in accounting and Barbara in human resources each told me they wanted to have a lunch meeting with me when my schedule cleared. I didn’t know my schedule was that full.”

“That’s why I’m here, Mr. Weiss, so you don’t need to worry your important self about your schedule.” She threw back her shoulders in her low-cut black blouse and shook her fake red mane.

He closed the outer office door. “Some people might think you’re trying to keep me all for yourself.”

Was she? Despite her big talk to Sugar, Keeley’d had reservations about getting involved sexually with Dane Weiss while she was working for him. Maybe her disobedient subconscious was butting in again. “And some people, like me, want to get started with other important projects. Some people are tired of getting air-conditioning drafts blown up their office-inappropriate clothing.”

He shook his head and smiled. “I hope your clothing allowance is enough to hold you over.”

“Like I told you, I got these from the back of my closet.”

“Right, right.” He winked, obviously not believing her. “Well, if you need more shopping money, let me know.”

“I’m good, thanks.” She probably had another six or eight outfits she hadn’t worn yet. “Hope you like lime-green and fuchsia.”

“Together?” He looked confused.

“Hardly. I’m dressing a bit flashy, not like a circus clown.”

“The sacrifices we make for our careers. And here’s another one. Now that Glenn, the current controller, feels I’m up to speed, I’ve been cleared to have account access. We’re going to have some late evenings this week, starting tonight.”

Working late with Dane? A little shiver ran through her. “Here at the office?”

“Yep. We need to start with your bean-counting magic.”

“What if I have a hot date tonight?” She didn’t, but wanted to keep him on his toes.

“I wouldn’t be surprised, considering the way you look.” He leaned down. “I knew you’d be a distraction the second I saw you sitting behind this desk.”

“You did?” Whose breathy voice was that? Okay, now her subconscious had knocked her conscious unconscious and locked it in the supply closet.

“Every morning, I have to chase at least three or four guys out of here. You’re never going to be able to get anything done during regular hours.”

So she didn’t distract him? She wasn’t so sure about that. “I guess I’ll have to cancel my date. Disappointing, but I’ll survive.”

“I’ll make it up to you.” He passed her chair on his way to his desk.

She couldn’t help sneaking an eye-level glance at his ass, the cheeks flexing under his thin Italian charcoal wool trousers. “How?”

He stopped, giving her a good view of his zipper. Oh, for X-ray vision. “Order in whatever you’d like and I’ll have the same.”

“You’re on. I’ll have it delivered at six.”

“Good. We’ll work in the corner conference room.” He continued into his office and was quickly engrossed in the contents of his laptop screen.

Keeley turned back to her own computer and noted the time at the little clock in the corner. Not even lunchtime yet. Suddenly, six o’clock seemed a long way off. She snuck a glance at Dane, his blond brows drawing together as he focused on whatever he was looking at.

She only wished he’d paid that much attention to her. Oh, he’d been friendly and polite to her the past week they’d been working together. Considering her over-the-top, not-much-on-top clothing, she’d half expected him to be part of the parade of drooling numbskulls traipsing through her office on the stupidest of pretexts. Did Cherry have a stapler to borrow? Did Cherry have any pink sticky notes? Did Cherry need a can of pop from the break room?

Cherry didn’t need a thing. It was Keeley who needed a ton of things. She needed to get started on her audit, needed the money from Binky to help pay Lacey’s dorm bill for next fall, and needed to get a life somewhere along the way.

Thinking, she bounced her pencil eraser on the desk. Despite the fact that she’d regularly pranced around in front of strange men wearing nothing but a G-string, sex was something she took seriously. Sharing herself with a guy opened all sorts of vulnerabilities. She’d seen what had happened when her mother had somewhat accidentally—mostly on purpose—gotten pregnant with Lacey to keep Lacey’s dad around. Hadn’t worked.

On the other hand, she hoped she was smarter than her mother, and she sure wasn’t looking for a last-ditch effort to sink her claws into some guy for the next eighteen-odd years.

All Keeley wanted was some temporary fun and games. Dane had successfully uprooted himself from his farm background and would probably be off like a shot once their project was completed. Kind of a built-in escape clause for the both of them.

She peeked over her shoulder, noting the breadth of his shoulders tapering to that trim waist. He was certainly the best-looking man she’d run into for a long while. Dane suddenly looked up from his computer, sensing her glance. “Do you need anything, Cherry?”

Finally, the right person was asking that question at the right time. She smiled at him. “No, not yet. But ask me later.”