123 Witze für Anfänger

"Geht ein Skelett in die Kneipe und bestellt: 'Ein Bier und ein Waschlappen bitte.'\"

Haben Sie mal wieder das Bedürfnis herzhaft zu lachen? Dann kommen Sie nicht drumherum 123 Witze für Anfänger zu lesen. Wer kennt es nicht, da will man schnell einen Witz erzählen und einem fällt nichts ein. 123 Witze für Anfänger enthält die Witze, die sich jeder merken kann. Nicht versaut und vor allem kinderfreundlich!

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123 Witze für Anfänger

"Geht ein Skelett in die Kneipe und bestellt: 'Ein Bier und ein Waschlappen bitte.'\"

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