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Part 1, Chapter IX
The Professor Leaves Home
As I took my place in class I observed that all the girls stared at me; and after staring, one whispered to another, and then they stared again. It was really very confusing. After a time I did not like it. I thought they were impertinent. I could have borne with the stares and all the nudges and the whispers if I had been wearing my dark-blue dress with the grey fur, for I should have put down the curious behaviour of my schoolfellows to the fact of the dress: they were admiring the dress; they were jealous of the dress. But I had gone to school that morning just the ordinary Dumps – Dumps in clothes she had grown out of, Dumps with a somewhat untidy head, Dumps with her plain face. Why should the girls look at me? It was not possible that the good food I had eaten and the happy life I had led at Miss Donnithorne’s could have made such a marvellous difference in so short a time – just about three days and a half.
But my lessons were more absorbing than usual, and I forgot the girls. In the playground I resolved to avoid the Swans, and in order to do this I went up to Augusta Moore and slipped my hand through her arm.
“Do let us walk about,” I said, “and let us be chums, if you don’t mind.”
“Chums?” said Augusta, turning her dreamy, wonderful eyes upon my face.
“Yes,” I said.
“But chums have tastes in common,” was her next remark.
“Well, you are very fond of books, are you not?” I said.
“Fond of books!” cried Augusta. “Fond of books! I love them. But that is not the right word: I reverence them; I have a passion for them.”
She looked hurriedly round her. “I shall never marry,” she continued in a low whisper, “but I shall surround myself with books – the books of the great departed; their words, their thoughts, shall fill my brain and my heart. I shall be satisfied; nothing else will satisfy me but books, books, books!”
“Do come to this corner of the playground,” I said. “You speak as though you were reciting, and if you raise your voice the least bit in the world some one will hear you, and we shall have a crowd round us.”
She obeyed me. She was in a world of her own. As I looked at her I thought she was marvellously like the Professor in her mind.
“It is a dreadful pity,” I said.
“What is a pity?” she asked.
“That you are not me, and I am not you.”
“Oh dear,” she said, “how you do mix things up! How could I be you?”
“Well, if you lived with the Professor – if you were his child – you’d have books; you’d live in the world you love.”
Her eyes lit up then. They really were fine eyes, although she was – I could not help feeling it – a most provoking girl.
“That would be paradise,” she said. “But that can never happen. It never does happen. Men like your marvellous, your wonderful father have commonplace children like you. Now I, who have all the instincts and all that soul within me that just burns for books, and books alone, have a painfully commonplace mother. It is a mixed world. It is painfully mixed.”
“Well, at any rate let us be chums,” I said, for the Swans were getting nearer and nearer.
“Oh, as you please, Dumps. But you mustn’t interrupt my work; I always avoid having a girl chum, because she is sure to interrupt. If you like to walk with me in recess you may.”
“Oh, I should, Augusta – I should! I find the other girls so chattery and so queer. I don’t understand them.”
“Well, naturally, to-day they’re excited,” said Augusta.
She looked full at me.
“What about?” I said.
“Why, about you.”
“But why in the world about me? What has happened to me? Have I grown – grown beautiful?”
I coloured as I said the words. Another girl would have laughed, but Augusta did not; it was not her way.
“You are very plain indeed,” she said calmly; “you have not one feature which could possibly, at any time, grow into a beautiful feature. But that doesn’t matter. You have privileges. Every evening you can look at the Professor and think how marvellous is his brain and how beautiful is his face. Oh, do you think there is any chance of my being able to get a ticket for the next meeting of the Royal Society? He is going to speak. I could listen to him; I could hang on his words.”
I made no answer; but I made a special resolution. It was quite impossible for me to be friends with Augusta Moore. She was looking at me at that moment, however, with great attention.
“I tell you what it is,” she said; “if you are inclined to be friends with me, you might now and then get me tickets for your father’s lectures. I mean, of course,” she added, colouring very much, “that is, when you do not want them yourself.”
“I never go to them,” I said fervently. “I would not go to them for all the world.”
“How queer of you!”
“I think I can promise to get you two tickets for the next meeting of the Royal Society,” I said, “if it will make you really happy. Father was busy over his lecture last night. It has gone to be typed this morning.”
“Oh, don’t!” said Augusta, with a shudder.
“Don’t what?”
“Make the thing so realistic. Leave it, I beseech of you, leave it in the clouds. Don’t show me the ropes, but get me the tickets. Do! I shall worship you. I will even think you beautiful if you can get me tickets for your father’s lectures.”
“I’ll see; I’ll speak to him to-day.”
Augusta glanced nervously round.
“Do you think it would be possible for you to bring them to our house? We live just outside Inverness Terrace, Bayswater. You could come by the Tube. I would meet you, and I’d bring you home. We have only three rooms, mother and I – a sort of flat at the top of the house. I come every day to this school because it is thought quite the best in London. It doesn’t take long by the Twopenny Tube. You have a station not far from your house. You could come, could you not?”
“I could come, of course.”
“Well then, let me see. Shall I meet you at four o’clock to-day just outside the Bayswater Station? I’ll be there when you come.”
The bell rang for us to return to school.
“I’ll come,” I said.
“I’ll have quite a nice tea for you – that is, if you care for food.”
“I do – I love it,” I said in a stout voice. Augusta did not smile. She went very gravely back to the school. She had forgotten me; she was a sort of female Professor. I certainly did not like her, and yet I would get her the tickets and go to her house. She was better than the Swans.
Agnes Swan came up to me when school was over.
“You have been nasty in your ways to-day, Dumps,” she said. “Can’t you stay a minute now?”
“No,” I said, “I cannot I must run all the way home; I am late.”
“Nonsense! Well, will you come to tea with us to-night?”
“No, thank you,” I replied; “I have an engagement.”
“Oh, she’ll have heaps of engagements from this out!” said Rita. “Don’t worry her. She’ll be much too grand to speak to us by-and-by.”
“I have an engagement,” I replied. “I am going to tea with Augusta Moore.”
“Oh, with that old frump!”
“She is an exceedingly clever girl.”
“But you and she have nothing in common, Dumps.”
“Yes, we have,” I replied. “Have we not a Professor in common?” I murmured to myself; and then I left the Swans standing discomfited, their faces all agog with longing to tell me something which I would on no account hear from their lips.
I hurried back to the house. To my joy, father was in. He was very neatly dressed. I had not seen him so smart for a long time. “Why, father!” I said.
“I am leaving home to-night,” was his remark. “I shall be away for a little. I shall be back presently. You will get a letter from me.”
“But, father, the lecture at the Royal Society?” I said.
“That is not until next Wednesday, this day week. I shall be back again by then. I shall return probably on Sunday, or Monday morning. My dear child, don’t gape. Another man is taking my place at the school. Here, Dumps, here; you’d like five shillings, wouldn’t you?”
“Oh yes, father.”
It did not really greatly matter to me whether my dear father was in the house or not. I was bewildered at his going; it was quite amazing that he should get any one else to take his boys in the middle of term, but it did not seriously affect my interests or my peace. “You have a very smart coat on,” I said.
“Have I?” he replied, shrugging his shoulders. “Well, if it pleases you it will please other women. Can’t understand why people look so much at the exterior. Exterior matters nothing. It is how the brain is worked, how the mind tells on the body, how the soul is moved. Those are the things that matter.”
“Father, have you had any food?”
“Yes; Hannah gave me a chop.”
There was a bone from a mutton-chop on a plate near by, but there seemed to be no appearance of a meal for me, and I was very hungry.
“The boys are dining at the school to-day,” said my father. “Now, my child, it is time for me to be off.”
“But one minute first. There is a girl at school – ”
“There are two hundred girls at your school. Which special one do you now allude to?”
“Her name is Augusta Moore. She has a love for books, somewhat as you have a love for books.”
The Professor raised one hand.
“I beseech of you, Dumps,” he said, “don’t speak of any girl’s immature admiration for the great works of the mighty dead. Don’t! Your words will get on my nerves.”
“Well, I won’t; but she wants to learn, and I suppose she has a right to,” I said in a somewhat dogged tone. “She has begged of me to ask you to give her two tickets for next Wednesday when you are lecturing at the Royal Society. She wants two, for she would not be allowed to go alone.”
For answer my father stalked across the room. He crossed the wide hall and entered his own study, a room he seldom used, for he did most of his home work in his bedroom. He came back presently with a couple of tickets and threw them on the table.
“There,” he said; “don’t say anything more about her. Don’t worry me on the subject. Good-bye, my little girl.”
He stooped and kissed me; his kiss was more affectionate than usual.
“Be a good girl, Dumps. What I do I do for my children’s sake.”
“Of course, father;” I said, touched by the feeling which seemed to be in the kiss he had just bestowed upon me.
“By the way, Dumps, I gave you that picture of your mother?”
“Oh yes, father; but I have not looked at it yet.”
“It is a good likeness,” he said. “She was a pretty woman, and a good wife to me; I never forget that. I don’t forget it now. Good-bye, Dumps.”
“You will write, father?”
“Yes, yes; anyhow you will hear. Good-bye, child; good-bye.”
I followed him into the hall. There was a neat little Gladstone bag on a chair. It really was brand-new, and it had his initials on it.
“Why,” I said, taking it up in my hand, “this is exactly the same sort of bag as my trunk – I mean it is such very new-looking leather. How pretty! When did you get it?”
“Don’t be inquisitive, child. Is it new? Upon my word! Well, that’s all right. Good-bye, good-bye, Dumps.”
He snatched up the bag and went out, banging the hall door. I went straight back to the parlour and pulled the bell. I pulled it twice in desperation. There was no response of any sort.
“Hannah gets worse and worse,” I thought. I was ravenously hungry. There was not a scrap of preparation for a meal on the table, only the glass out of which father had drunk his accustomed quantity of beer, and the bone of the mutton-chop, and a small piece of bread. Hannah was certainly in her deafest and worst humour, and the cotton-wool was sticking firmly into her right ear.
I ran downstairs. I entered the kitchen.
“Sakes!” said Hannah.
I went close to her and dexterously put out my hand and removed the cotton-wool from her ear.
“Miss Dumps, how dare you?”
“I want my dinner,” I said.
“Sakes! What with frying chops for the Professor, and him going off in a hurry, why, my head is in a moil.”
“Hannah,” I said, “I must have some food. I am awfully hungry.”
“Well, set down right there by the kitchen table and I’ll give you another chop,” said Hannah. “I hear the Professor’s not coming back to-night. It’s the very queerest thing I remember happening since your poor mother died. But you set there and I’ll grill a chop for you, and you shall have it piping hot, and potatoes as well. There, now, what do you say to that?”
I thought I would oblige Hannah to any extent with the prospect of such a meal in front of me, and accordingly I sat down while she prepared the chop and potatoes. Presently she brought them to me, and I ate them with the satisfaction which only a hungry schoolgirl can feel when she is seldom given a satisfying meal.
“Master said to me just before he left, ‘Tidy up the house a bit, Hannah.’ Never heard him make such a remark before in all my life since your poor mother were took.”
“You remember mother very well, don’t you, Hannah?”
“Bless her! yes, I have memories.”
Hannah looked very thoughtful.
“Do sit down,” I said. “You and I are alone in the house.”
“You are her mortal image,” said Hannah as she sank into her chair.
“I like mother?”
“Not in face, but in ways. You have a sort of coaxing way with you, and your temper is good – I will say that. But God only knows who you hark back with regard to face, for you are plain, Dumps, there’s no doubt of that.”
“So every one says – that is, every one except Mr Von Marlo.”
“That queer Dutch boy – that foreigner? Nobody minds what foreigners say.”
“Still, it is nice sometimes, by somebody, to be called even fairly good-looking,” I responded.
“Maybe you’re in Dutch style,” said Hannah. “I always was told they had flattened-out faces, same as the Dutch dolls, you know.”
This remark was scarcely flattering; but then Hannah, on principle, never did flatter.
“Tell me about mother,” I said. “What was she really like?”
“Mr Alex takes after her. Eyes blue as the sky, a tender, gentle face, rather tall, rather slim, the sweetest of voices.”
“Why did she die?” I asked.
My own voice trembled.
“Killed, child – killed.”
“Killed?” I exclaimed. “I never heard that.”
“Oh, there are ways of doing the job! She weren’t killed by any accident – not by fire, nor by water, nor by a street accident – but just she wanted what she couldn’t get.”
“And what was that?”
“Why, the understanding of the sort of man she had married. He is real good is the Professor, downright good at heart, but he wanted a different sort of wife from your mother, some one as could rouse him and take him by the shoulders and shake him. That’s the sort he wanted, and she weren’t the kind. So, you see, she hadn’t enough sunshine, and by-and-by the want of sunshine killed her. Yes, she were killed if ever a woman were killed; yes, that’s it – killed.”
I started to my feet.
“You really are very melancholy, Hannah.”
“And why in the name of fortune should I be merry? What’s to make me merry?”
“Well, we all have to make the best of things. Miss Donnithorne says so.”
“Don’t you mention the name of that hussy to me!”
“Hannah, you have no right to call her that. She is a most sweet, dear, charming woman.”
“Get you out of my kitchen, Dumps!”
“Hannah, what do you mean?”
“Mean? I don’t want that woman coming fussing round the place, making up to you, dressing you up – I know what it means. Don’t you talk to me. Get along, Dumps, or I’ll say something angry. Now then, out you go!”
Hannah pushed the cotton-wool well into her ear with her thumb, and after that I knew that I might as well talk to a deaf and dumb image.
Part 1, Chapter X
A Very Queer Chum
I went to tea with Augusta Moore. She was full of raptures with regard to the tickets which I had brought her. She turned in the street and kissed me quite demonstratively; but the next moment she lapsed into one of her brown studies.
“Do look out,” I said; “you will be run over.”
“As if that mattered,” said Augusta.
“As if what mattered?” I asked.
“Why, what you said just now. Don’t interrupt me. I am puzzling out a thought which will lead to – oh! it has gone – don’t speak; it will come back if you keep quiet. There, I’ve nearly caught it!”
“Oh Augusta!” I said, “you mustn’t talk in that way while we are walking in this street.”
I clutched her by the arm.
“Guide me, Dumps; guide me, commonplace Dumps; then I shall be able to think in peace.”
I guided her then very steadily. We walked up Queen’s Road. Queen’s Road is a long street.
“I thought,” I said, “that you lived somewhere near Inverness Terrace, close to the Twopenny Tube.” Augusta pulled up short.
“What have you been doing?” she said.
“What have I been doing?” I answered.
“Why, you’ve led me more than half a mile away from home, and mother will be very much annoyed.”
“Well, you must wake up and get me there in some sort of fashion,” I said, “for I cannot possibly guide myself when I don’t know where you live.”
Thus adjured, and by dint of constant pokes, and even pinches, I did manage to take Augusta to her own home. There was a lift which would take us to her mother’s flat at the top of the great house; but she was a quarter way up the stairs before I was able to remind her of the fact. She then said it didn’t matter, and began to quote from The Ancient Mariner, saying the words aloud. People looked at her as they came downstairs. One lady said, “How do you do, Miss Moore?” but Augusta did not make any reply.
At last we arrived at the very top of the house, and as there were no more stairs of any sort to go up, we had to pause here.
“Now, which door are we to knock at?” I said. Augusta pointed to one.
“We’re awfully late,” she said. “Mother will be terrible I shall go into my own room until she subsides. You won’t mind listening to her; you will probably agree with her. You are fearfully commonplace yourself. Two commonplaces together make – oh! I ought to be able to say something very smart and witty on that subject, but I can’t. I am going to cultivate smart sayings. I believe it is possible to cultivate them. The spirit of repartee can be produced with care. I have read about it; it is possible. A person who can make good repartees is much appreciated, don’t you know?”
“Oh yes, yes; but do knock at the door, or let me.” She approached the door, but before she could raise her hand to ring the bell she turned to me again.
“What is the subject of your father’s next lecture?”
“I’m sure I don’t know from Adam,” I replied.
“What a vulgar way of expressing it! How terrible to think you are his child!”
“Augusta,” I said, “there is one thing that puzzles me. I am the Professor’s child, and doubtless I am commonplace; but I am glad of it, for I wouldn’t be like you for all the world.”
“I don’t want you to envy me,” she said. “I never ask any one to envy me. Those who are geniuses are above anything of that sort.”
“But I should like to ask you a question.”
“What is it? Has it something to do with the great departed, or – ”
“It has not,” I said. “It is, how do you ever manage to get to school in the morning? Are you awake? Can you get along the streets? Are you always in a dream as you are now?”
“Mary Roberts, who also comes to the school, but who is in a very inferior class, calls for me. She has done that ever since I lost my way in a distant part of Regent’s Park and was very much scolded by my teacher. I forgot the school; I forgot everything that day. I was puzzling out a problem. Your father could reply to it.”
I made no answer to this, except to pull the bell vigorously myself. This brought Mrs Moore on to the scene. It was a great relief to see a placid-looking, blue-eyed little lady, neatly and nicely dressed, who said, “Augusta, late as usual! And this is your dear little friend. – How do you do, Miss Grant? Come in, dear – come in.”
“Mother,” said Augusta, “while you are on the scold, you may as well scold Miss Grant, or Dumps, as we call her. I am going to my room. I have received two tickets for the next great meeting of the Royal Society. I shall live in bliss with the thought of those tickets until that night. You are to come with me.”
“What night is your father’s lecture?” asked Mrs Moore, glancing at me.
“Next Wednesday,” I answered.
“We cannot possibly go on Wednesday; you know that, Augusta. It is your uncle Charles’s birthday, and we have both been invited to dine with him; he would never forgive us if we did not go.”
“Just as you please, mother, as far as you are concerned. I shall go,” said Augusta; and she went into her bedroom and slammed the door behind her.
Mrs Moore gave one patient sigh. “Would you like to take your jacket off?” she said.
I hastily removed it. She began to pour boiling water into the teapot. The little room was very neat and clean, and there was quite a cosy, appetising tea spread on the board.
“I have heard a great deal about your father, my dear,” said Mrs Moore after a pause. “And now I also hear about you. I am glad to welcome you here. You are Augusta’s special friend, are you not?”
“Oh, I know her very well,” I said.
“She told me to-day at dinner that you wished to be a chum of hers. She said she was willing. I felt quite relieved, for I think it would be very good for Augusta to have a sort of human influence; she needs human influence so badly.”
“But can’t she get it, Mrs Moore?” I asked. “Surely it is all round her?”
“Well, dear, the fact is, she always stays amongst the dry bones; that’s what I call that terrible sort of learning which she so clings to. Not a word when she comes out, my love. I assure you it is quite a comfort to confide in you.”
She motioned to me to draw my chair to the table. I sat down.
“You look quite an interesting person,” said Mrs Moore.
“Oh no, I am not at all interesting,” I replied.
“Here is a cup of tea, love.” She handed me one.
“Ought I not,” I said, “to wait for Augusta?”
“Dear me, no! on no account. She will probably not come in at all. Doubtless by now she has forgotten that you are in the house.”
I could not help laughing.
“But doesn’t she ever eat?”
“I bring her her food. She takes it then without knowing what she is taking. She is a very strange child.”
“Well,” I said as I helped myself to a very nice piece of hot cake, “I don’t think I should have got her here to-day without pinching and poking her. She took me quite a long way round. I believe,” I added, “that I shall not be able to get back, for I don’t know this part of London well.”
“I will take you to the Twopenny Tube myself, dear. Don’t imagine for a single instant that you will see anything more of Augusta.”
When I discovered that this was really the case I gave myself up to the enjoyment of Mrs Moore’s pleasant society. She was a very nice woman, not at all commonplace – at least, if that meant commonplace, it was a very good thing to be. She was practical, and had a great deal of sense. She talked to me about my life, and about my father, and said she wished we lived a little nearer.
“You must sadly want a lady friend, my dear,” she said.
Then she stared at me very hard, and I saw a curious change come over her face.
“Perhaps you will have one in the future,” was her next remark.
“Oh yes,” I answered briskly, “I have one now – a most dear, sweet lady. She came to see me quite a short time ago, and I went to stay with her last Saturday, and came home only last night. I love her dearly; her name is Miss Grace Donnithorne.”
“Then that is excellent – excellent,” said Mrs Moore. She looked at me wistfully, as though she meant to say something, but her next remark was, “It is a very nice, suitable arrangement.”
When tea was over I said I thought I ought to be going home. I had a hunger which was filling my heart. My body had been well fed – surprisingly well fed for me – that day. Had not Hannah supplied me with mutton-chops and potatoes, and Mrs Moore with hot cakes and fragrant tea? But I was hungry in another sort of way. I wanted to look at my mother’s picture. I wanted to gaze at the face of my very own mother. I meant to do so when I was quite alone in my bedroom that night. So I said hastily, “I must go back now;” and Mrs Moore went to put on her bonnet.
While she was away I knocked at Augusta’s door.
“Who’s there?” she called out.
“It’s I. I want to say good-bye.”
“Don’t come in, I beg of you. Good-bye.”
“Good-bye,” I answered, feeling somewhat offended. I heard her muttering words inside the room. They became louder:
“And like a dying lady, lone and pale,
Who totters forth wrapped in a gauzy veil.”
Mrs Moore opened her door.
“What is the matter with Augusta?” I said.
“Nothing; she is only reciting. She is mad on Shelley at present. – Good-bye, Gussie; I am going to see your friend, Miss Grant, to the Twopenny Tube.”
Augusta replied in a still louder rendering of the words:
“Art thou pale from weariness
Of climbing heaven and gazing on the earth – ”
We went into the street. Mrs Moore took me to the station, and saying she had something to do in another part of the street, she bade me on affectionate good-bye.
I returned to our own house, and when I got there I found Alex and Charley and Von Marlo, as we always called him, waiting for me.
“Then it’s quite true,” said Alex, “that we are to have the whole evening to ourselves? I have brought some grub in, and we are going to cook it ourselves in the parlour. You must help us, Dumps. It doesn’t matter how shabby your frock is; you have got to be the cook.”
“Oh, how scrumptious!” I cried. I felt just in the humour.
“And we can be as noisy as ever we like,” said Charley.
“Only we won’t do anything to hurt your feelings, Miss Rachel,” said Von Marlo.
“The main thing of all is,” said Charley, “that Hannah isn’t to know.”
“Oh, we can easily manage that,” I said. “She won’t come upstairs unless we ring for her. She never does.”
“I’ve taken precious good care that she doesn’t come upstairs,” said Alex, “for I’ve locked the door at the top of the kitchen stairs;” and he produced the key in triumph from his pocket.
“Oh Alex, suppose by any sort of manner or means she wanted to come! Why, she would never forgive us.”
“Serve her right. She won’t answer our rings of late, so now we’ll keep her downstairs in that sweet spot in which she so loves to dwell.”
“But,” I said, “our dinner?”
“Oh, here it is – a mutton bone, barer than usual, and a few potatoes. I thought we’d have a real feast. Did father give you any of the needful when he was going away to-day, Dumps?”
“Why, yes,” I said, “he gave me five shillings.”
“And he gave me the same.”
“And me the same,” said Charley.
“You’ll have to pay us back your share of the grub to-morrow,” said Alex; “but we bought it beforehand.”
“Well, we can’t cook without cooking things,” I said.
“Sakes!” replied Alex; “do you suppose that while you were wandering about London by yourself – highly improper for any young lady, I call it – that we were idle? Charley and Von Marlo and I went down into the kitchen and purloined a frying-pan, a saucepan, a kettle, cups and saucers, glasses, knives and forks galore, and plates. Table-cloths don’t matter. Now then, to see the array of eatables.”
Alex produced out of his bag first of all, in a dirty piece of paper, a skinned rabbit, next a pound of sausages, next a parcel of onions.
“These will make a jolly good fry,” said Alex, smacking his lips as he spoke.
From Charley’s pockets came a great piece of butter, while Von Marlo rid himself of a huge incubus in the shape of a loaf of very fresh bread.
“There are lots of things beside,” said Charley: “potatoes – we’re going to fry them after the rabbit and sausages – and fruit and cakes. We thought if we had a good, big, monstrous fry, and then satisfied the rest of our appetites with cake and fruit, as much as ever we can eat, that we’d do.”
“What about tea or coffee?” I said.
“Bother tea or coffee!” said Alex. “We’ll have ginger-beer. We brought in a whole dozen bottles. It was that that nearly killed us. If it hadn’t been for Von Marlo we’d never have done it. Now then, Dumps, who’ll cut up the rabbit, and who’ll put it into the pan with the sausages? They ought to be done in a jiffy. We’ll cut up the onions and strew them over the rabbit and sausages. I want our fry to be real tasty.”
I became quite interested. What girl would not? To have the whole of the great house to ourselves, to have three lively, hungry boys gloating greedily over the food, and to think that I alone knew how to cook it!
But, alas and alack! my pride was soon doomed to be humiliated; for Von Marlo, who had poached the egg so beautifully, now came forward and told me that I was not cutting up the rabbit with any sense of its anatomical proportions. He took a sharp clasp-knife out of his pocket, and in a minute or two the deed was done. He then objected to my mode of preparing the sausages, declaring that they ought to be pricked and the skins slightly opened. In the end he said it would be much better for him to prepare the fry, and I left it to him.
“Yes, yes,” I said; “and I’ll put on the table-cloth. Oh, but there isn’t a table-cloth!”
“Who wants a table-cloth?” said Alex. “Let’s have newspapers. Here’s a pile.”
We then proceeded to spread them on the centre table, and placed the knives and forks and glasses upon them. The sausages popped and frizzled, the rabbit shrank into tiny proportions, the onions filled the air with their odorous scent, and by-and-by the fry was considered done. When we had each been helped to a goodly portion, Von Marlo began to fry the potatoes, and these turned out to be more delicious than the rabbit and sausages. What a meal it was! How we laughed and joked and made merry!
“Three cheers for father’s absence!” shouted Alex, holding his glass high, as he prepared to pour the foaming contents down his throat.
There came a knocking – a violent and furious knocking – in a part of the house which was not the front door.
“It’s Hannah! Hannah!” I cried. “She wants to come out. Oh Alex, we must let her out!”
“Nothing of the sort,” exclaimed Charley. “Let her knock until she’s tired of knocking.”
The door was shaken violently. We heard a woman’s voice calling and calling.
“Charley, I must go,” I said. “I cannot eat anything. Poor old Hannah! Oh, do let me open the door!”
“When the feast is over we’ll cook a little supper for her, and bring her in and set her down in front of the fire, and make her eat it,” said Von Marlo. “Now, that will do, won’t it? Sit down and eat your nice, hot supper,” he continued, looking attentively at me with his honest brown eyes.
