Kitabı oku: «Unreal fool. One-man play», sayfa 3

Growls, tugs hard at his hair, tugs, tugs, tugs, jumps up sharply, looks with some crazy inspiration into the auditorium

GABRIEL: the Casino! How could I not have guessed before! There's luck waiting for me! (In admiration) YES!

He runs to the bedside table, pulls out a box, runs to the bed, empties the contents on it.

GABRIEL: the Family jewels. Shore for a special day. My finest hour has come. Would you take over. Now to the pawn shop, then to the casino (slyly) I know where in our city there is an underground institution. I saaaaaaay.

Hastily collects in his pocket stones, rings, chains dropped out of the box and runs to the exit

GAVRILA: I will come back a completely different person! Successful! Solid! Handsome! (he sticks out his chest, shows it to himself, imagines what he will become) Yes, this Ilyich with his apartments will choke on saliva! I'll buy twenty! No! Thirty. Fifty apartments!!! I'm going to shut everyone up. Saw in one secret movie (whispers) – documentary!

Winks with cunning

GAVRILA: you Bet all the time on the same number on roulette, constantly raising the bet, and according to the theory of probability at some point your number will fall out. You can say that my whole life is a constant bet on the same number, which does not fall. The good luck is simply no chance to get away, she is in any case today will choose me.

Shouts admiringly

GAVRILA: I'm rich!!!

Runs away from the apartment.

ACT TWO

In apartment with intrigue, on the sly, not immediately is a the door. After some time, enters the apartment of Gabriel. He's wearing nothing but his family underpants. He skulks in, runs to another part of the stage, then runs to a third side, then jumps out, grabs some things from the closet and runs away again. Finally he jumps on stage on one leg, pulling on a pair of short ripped jeans.

GAVRILA: it Seems… Looks like luck has another ACE up its sleeve for me after all.

Scratching his head, pacing the room. His face is troubled.

Suddenly he leaps onto the bed and lies down, crossing his legs busily.

GAVRILA: here is and wife says… she said I wasn't happy… Well… she expressed it a little differently. Oaf!

Is that the same thing? In other words simply, say same. Sometimes the truth is stupid is still called. But it's loving. You know, some girls like to call their lover a fool. She made a fool of me, though… well, just to be a fool.... like not called. And fool the often. Well, consider it the same. Stupid sometimes. I think it means something so masculine. I don't remember exactly. In General, she often called me such some terms that I do not know. (Smiles sweetly) But I always understood what she wanted to say, always appreciated it. She loved me so much, so much… (He clasps his hands to his chest in awe)