A Tedoleran in the Snow

I have no problem wrapping men around my finger, but as it turns out, big red aliens fall into a different category. After Voxen saves me from freezing to death, I show my appreciation in the only way I can think of at that moment. It's just supposed to be a bit of harmless fun for both of us. However, Voxen seems to be unfamiliar with the concept of «just for fun.» He only knows «forever»… Dark sci-fi romance with a Christmas theme. Over the top and utterly ridiculous. Contains holiday lights, candy canes, and a happy ending in front of a fireplace.