Kitabı oku: «The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction. Volume 13, No. 355, February 7, 1829», sayfa 7
THE GATHERER
A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
SHAKSPEARE.
FAMILY RECKONING
Two Irishmen lately met, who had not seen each other since their arrival from Dublin's fair city. Pat exclaimed, "How are you, my honey; how is Biddy Sulivan, Judy O'Connell, and Daniel O'Keefe?" "Oh! my jewel," answered the other, "Biddy has got so many children that she will soon be a grandfather; Judy has six, but they have no father at all, for she never was married. And, as for Daniel, he's grown so thin, that he is as thin as us both put together."
W. G. C.
VARY-WEEL WHILE IT LASTS
Two old Scotch gentlemen, having left their better halves in the Land o' Cakes, on quitting Covent Garden theatre were discussing the merits of the play, the School for Scandal. "I was vary gled to see Sir Peter and my Leddy Tizzle sic gude frinds agin, Mr. M'Dougal, what think ye?" "Eh, mon, vary weel while it lasts, but it's just Mrs. M'Dougal's way. I'se warrant they're at it agin afore we are doon in our beds mon." Poor Sheridan should have heard this himself.
One of his majesty's frigates being at anchor on a winter's night, in a tremendous gale of wind, the ground broke, and she began to drive. The lieutenant of the watch ran down to the captain and awoke him from his sleep, and told him the anchor had come home. "Well," said the captain, rubbing his eyes, "I think our anchor is perfectly right, for who the d– would stay out such a night as this?"
W. G. C.
Beer was first introduced into England in 1492; into Scotland as early as 1482. By the statute of King James I. one full quart of the best beer or ale was to be sold for one penny, and two quarts of small beer for one penny.
In the museum of Stuttgard, is a portrait of the Countess of Salzburg, who, at the age of 50 years, had mustachios, whiskers, and a beard, as long and as black as those of any man.
TRIAL BY JURY
The following anecdote is given in "Lettres tres sur l'Angleterre par A. de Stael Holstein." "King George III. once gave directions for closing up a gate and a road in his own park at Richmond, which had been free to foot passengers for many years. A citizen of Richmond, who found the road convenient to the inhabitants of that village, took up the cause of his neighbours. He contended, that, although the thoroughfare might have been originally an encroachment, it had become public property by the lapse of time, and by prescriptive right, and that he should compel the king to re-open it. He brought his suit, without hesitating, into a court of justice, and gained his process."
This day is published, price 5s. with a Frontispiece, and thirty other Engravings, the
ARCANA OF SCIENCE, AND ANNUAL REGISTER OF THE USEFUL ARTS, FOR 1829.
The MECHANICAL department contains ONE HUNDRED New Inventions and Discoveries, with 14 Engravings.
CHEMICAL, SEVENTY articles, with 2 Engravings.
NATURAL HISTORY, 135 New Facts and Discoveries, with 7 Engravings.
ASTRONOMICAL and METEOROLOGICAL PHENOMENA—35 articles—6 Engravings.
AGRICULTURE, GARDENING, and RURAL ECONOMY, 106 Articles.
DOMESTIC ECONOMY 50 Articles.
USEFUL ARTS, 50 Articles.
FINE ARTS.
PUBLIC IMPROVEMENTS.
MISCELLANEOUS REGISTER, &c.
"We hope the editor will publish a similar volume annually."—Gardener's Magazine.
