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Learn How To Give ’Em Hell Like A Native!
Pronouncing Italian
Situation #1: Off the Hook
Situation #2: Like A Virgin
Situation #3: Fendi Fake-Out
Situation #4: Buy, Buy Baby
Situation #5: Waiter Hater
Situation #6: Oh, Man!
Situation #7: Mamma Mia
Situation #8: Public Enemy #1
Situation #9: License To Drive
Situation #10: Get A Room!
Situation #11: Striking Out
Situation #12: I Scream, You Scream
Situation #13: Room Disservice
Situation #14: Out Of Order
Situation #15: Track Attack
Situation #16: Missing the Boat
Situation #17: Hell, No!
Situation #18: Walk Of Shame
Situation #19: The Prada Put-Down
Situation #20: Mchatin’ It
Situation #21: Foul Play
Situation #22: Tour De Farce
Situation #23: All the Rage
Situation #24: Going Wi-Fry
Situation #25: Cut the Fat
Situation #26: Sweet Revenge
Situation #27: Driver’s Dread
Situation #28: Busted!
Situation #29: Bull(Y)Sh**t!
Situation #30: Pity In Pink
Situation #31: Head’s Up!
Situation #32: Crossing the Line
Situation #33: All Tapped Out
Situation #34: The Breaking Point
Situation #35: The Tip-Off
Situation #36: Dinner For One
Situation #37: Down And Dirty
Situation #38: Under the Tuscan Run
Situation #39: Just Beat It!
Situation #40: Taken For A Ride
Situation #41: Black And Blue
Situation #42: Space Invasion
Situation #43: Bleat Street
Situation #44: Holy Crap!
Situation #45: Urn Burn
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About the Publisher
I must preface this book by saying: I heart Italy. I'd even go so far as to say it's my first true amore. I've traveled to many other remarkable places, but Italy and I, you see, we've had a love affair for almost 20 years. In fact, now that I think about it, my actual romance with Italy is pretty much gone, our relationship remaining profound but in a more platonic way. Sort of like the couple that has lived together so long that things like bad breath no longer matter. Italy and I, we're now old friends.
Once a year, I return to it, like an overused cell phone in need of a good charge. If I were to create my own romantic fresco depicting what I adore most about Italy, it would include the world's finest shoes, pasta, wine, art, gelato, architecture, and (I'm married now, so I'll include this last "element" with a nod to the past) men.
And though my fresco would not include the following, it's not to say they don't exist in Italy (and in fact, sometimes in abundance—especially in certain regions!): aggressive beggars, pickpockets, snobs, hotheads, mobsters, bullies, ingrates, slobs, liars, vultures, and perverts. Yes, they're there. Italy may very well be superior to the rest of the world in most ways, but is indeed just like the rest of us in others in that it is resplendent in its own vermin as well as beauty.
And so it is in response to the latter group, the people who might try to intercept your love affair with Italy, that I equip you with the following hundred-plus insults. Fight back. Be brave. And it's quite likely you'll discover Italy as your lover, too. Just as long as you don't forget, those are my sloppy seconds!
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