Kitabı oku: «Twelfth Night; Or, What You Will», sayfa 2

ACT II

SCENE I. The sea-coast

Enter ANTONIO and SEBASTIAN

 
ANTONIO. Will you stay no longer; nor will you not that I go
with you?
 
 
  SEBASTIAN. By your patience, no. My stars shine darkly over me;
the malignancy of my fate might perhaps distemper yours;
therefore I shall crave of you your leave that I may bear my evils alone.
It were a bad recompense for your love to lay any of them on you.
 
 
  ANTONIO. Let me know of you whither you are bound.
 
 
  SEBASTIAN. No, sooth, sir; my determinate voyage is mere
    extravagancy. But I perceive in you so excellent a touch of
    modesty that you will not extort from me what I am willing to
    keep in; therefore it charges me in manners the rather to express
    myself. You must know of me then, Antonio, my name is Sebastian,
    which I call'd Roderigo; my father was that Sebastian of
    Messaline whom I know you have heard of. He left behind him
    myself and a sister, both born in an hour; if the heavens had
    been pleas'd, would we had so ended! But you, sir, alter'd that;
    for some hour before you took me from the breach of the sea was
 my sister drown'd.
 
 
  ANTONIO. Alas the day!
 
 
  SEBASTIAN. A lady, sir, though it was said she much resembled me,
    was yet of many accounted beautiful; but though I could not with
    such estimable wonder overfar believe that, yet thus far I will
    boldly publish her: she bore mind that envy could not but call
    fair. She is drown'd already, sir, with salt water, though I seem
    to drown her remembrance again with more.
 
 
  ANTONIO. Pardon me, sir, your bad entertainment.
 
 
  SEBASTIAN. O good Antonio, forgive me your trouble.
 
 
  ANTONIO. If you will not murder me for my love, let me be your  servant.
 
 
  SEBASTIAN. If you will not undo what you have done- that is,
kill
him whom you have recover'd-desire it not. Fare ye well at once;
    my bosom is full of kindness, and I am yet so near the manners of
    my mother that, upon the least occasion more, mine eyes will tell
    tales of me. I am bound to the Count Orsino's court.
Farewell.
 

Exit

 
  ANTONIO. The gentleness of all the gods go with thee!
    I have many cnemies in Orsino's court,
    Else would I very shortly see thee there.
    But come what may, I do adore thee so
    That danger shall seem sport, and I will go.
 

Exit

SCENE II. A street

Enter VIOLA and MALVOLIO at several doors

 
MALVOLIO. Were you not ev'n now with the Countess Olivia?
 
 
  VIOLA. Even now, sir; on a moderate pace I have since arriv'd but
    hither.
 
 
  MALVOLIO. She returns this ring to you, sir; you might have saved
    me my pains, to have taken it away yourself. She adds, moreover,
    that you should put your lord into a desperate assurance she will
    none of him. And one thing more: that you be never so hardy to
    come again in his affairs, unless it be to report your lord's
    taking of this. Receive it so.
 
 
  VIOLA. She took the ring of me; I'll none of it.
 
 
  MALVOLIO. Come, sir, you peevishly threw it to her; and her will is
    it should be so return'd. If it be worth stooping for, there it
    lies in your eye; if not, be it his that finds it.
 

Exit

 
  VIOLA. I left no ring with her; what means this lady?
    Fortune forbid my outside have not charm'd her!
    She made good view of me; indeed, so much
    That methought her eyes had lost her tongue,
    For she did speak in starts distractedly.
    She loves me, sure: the cunning of her passion
    Invites me in this churlish messenger.
    None of my lord's ring! Why, he sent her none.
    I am the man. If it be so- as 'tis-
    Poor lady, she were better love a dream.
    Disguise, I see thou art a wickedness
    Wherein the pregnant enemy does much.
    How easy is it for the proper-false
    In women's waxen hearts to set their forms!
    Alas, our frailty is the cause, not we!
    For such as we are made of, such we be.
    How will this fadge? My master loves her dearly,
    And I, poor monster, fond as much on him;
    And she, mistaken, seems to dote on me.
    What will become of this? As I am man,
    My state is desperate for my master's love;
    As I am woman- now alas the day! -
    What thriftless sighs shall poor Olivia breathe!
    O Time, thou must untangle this, not I;
    It is too hard a knot for me t' untie! Exit
 

SCENE III. OLIVIA'S house

Enter SIR TOBY and SIR ANDREW

 
SIR TOBY. Approach, Sir Andrew. Not to be abed after midnight is to
    be up betimes; and 'diluculo surgere' thou know'st-
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. Nay, by my troth, I know not; but I know to be up late
    is to be up late.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. A false conclusion! I hate it as an unfill'd can. To be
    up after midnight and to go to bed then is early; so that to go
    to bed after midnight is to go to bed betimes. Does not our lives
    consist of the four elements?
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. Faith, so they say; but I think it rather consists of
    eating and drinking.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. Th'art a scholar; let us therefore eat and drink.
    Marian, I say! a stoup of wine.
 

Enter CLOWN

 
AGUECHEEK. Here comes the fool, i' faith.
 
 
  CLOWN. How now, my hearts! Did you never see the picture of 'we three'?
 
 
  SIR TOBY. Welcome, ass. Now let's have a catch.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. By my troth, the fool has an excellent breast. I had
    rather than forty shillings I had such a leg, and so sweet a
    breath to sing, as the fool has. In sooth, thou wast in very
    gracious fooling last night, when thou spok'st of Pigrogromitus,
    of the Vapians passing the equinoctial of Queubus; 'twas very
    good, i' faith. I sent thee sixpence for thy leman; hadst it?
 
 
  CLOWN. I did impeticos thy gratillity; for Malvolio's nose is no
    whipstock. My lady has a white hand, and the Myrmidons are no
    bottle-ale houses.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. Excellent! Why, this is the best fooling, when all is
    done. Now, a song.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. Come on, there is sixpence for you. Let's have a song.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. There's a testril of me too; if one knight give a-
 
 
CLOWN. Would you have a love-song, or a song of good life?
 
 
  SIR TOBY. A love-song, a love-song.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. Ay, ay; I care not for good life.
 

CLOWN sings

 
O mistress mine, where are you roaming?
         O, stay and hear; your true love's coming,
         That can sing both high and low.
         Trip no further, pretty sweeting;
         Journeys end in lovers meeting,
         Every wise man's son doth know.
 

 
AGUECHEEK. Excellent good, i' faith!
 
 
  SIR TOBY. Good, good!
 

CLOWN sings

 
What is love? 'Tis not hereafter;
         Present mirth hath present laughter;
         What's to come is still unsure.
         In delay there lies no plenty,
         Then come kiss me, sweet and twenty;
         Youth's a stuff will not endure.
 

 
AGUECHEEK. A mellifluous voice, as I am true knight.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. A contagious breath.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. Very sweet and contagious, i' faith.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. To hear by the nose, it is dulcet in contagion. But shall
    we make the welkin dance indeed? Shall we rouse the nightowl in
    a catch that will draw three souls out of one weaver? Shall we do
    that?
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. An you love me, let's do't. I am dog at a catch.
 
 
  CLOWN. By'r lady, sir, and some dogs will catch well.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. Most certain. Let our catch be 'Thou knave.'
 
 
  CLOWN. 'Hold thy peace, thou knave' knight? I shall be constrain'd
    in't to call thee knave, knight.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. 'Tis not the first time I have constrained one to call
    me knave. Begin, fool: it begins 'Hold thy peace.'
 
 
  CLOWN. I shall never begin if I hold my peace.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. Good, i' faith! Come, begin. [Catch sung]
 

Enter MARIA

 
MARIA. What a caterwauling do you keep here! If my lady have not
    call'd up her steward Malvolio, and bid him turn you out of
    doors, never trust me.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. My lady's a Cataian, we are politicians, Malvolio's a
    Peg-a-Ramsey, and [Sings]
                  Three merry men be we.
    Am not I consanguineous? Am I not of her blood? Tilly-vally,
    lady. [Sings]
              There dwelt a man in Babylon,
              Lady, lady.
 
 
  CLOWN. Beshrew me, the knight's in admirable fooling.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. Ay, he does well enough if he be dispos'd, and so do
I too; he does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. [Sings] O' the twelfth day of December-
 
 
  MARIA. For the love o' God, peace!
 

Enter MALVOLIO

 
MALVOLIO. My masters, are you mad? Or what are you? Have you no
    wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like tinkers at this
    time of night? Do ye make an ale-house of my lady's house, that
    ye squeak out your coziers' catches without any mitigation or
remorse of voice? Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time, in you?
 
 
  SIR TOBY. We did keep time, sir, in our catches. Sneck up!
 
 
  MALVOLIO. Sir Toby, I must be round with you. My lady bade me tell
    you that, though she harbours you as her kins-man, she's nothing
    allied to your disorders. If you can separate yourself and your
    misdemeanours, you are welcome to the house; if not, and it would
    please you to take leave of her, she is very willing to bid you
    farewell.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. [Sings] Farewell, dear heart, since I must needs be gone.
 
 
  MARIA. Nay, good Sir Toby.
 
 
  CLOWN. [Sings] His eyes do show his days are almost done.
 
 
  MALVOLIO. Is't even so?
 
 
  SIR TOBY. [Sings] But I will never die. [Falls down]
 
 
  CLOWN. [Sings] Sir Toby, there you lie.
 
 
  MALVOLIO. This is much credit to you.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. [Sings] Shall I bid him go?
 
 
  CLOWN. [Sings] What an if you do?
 
 
  SIR TOBY. [Sings] Shall I bid him go, and spare not?
 
 
  CLOWN. [Sings] O, no, no, no, no, you dare not.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. [Rising] Out o' tune, sir! Ye lie. Art any more than a
    steward? Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall
    be no more cakes and ale?
 
 
  CLOWN. Yes, by Saint Anne; and ginger shall be hot i' th' mouth too.
 
 
 SIR TOBY. Th' art i' th' right. Go, sir, rub your chain with crumbs.
    A stoup of wine, Maria!
 
 
  MALVOLIO. Mistress Mary, if you priz'd my lady's favour at anything
    more than contempt, you would not give means for this uncivil
    rule; she shall know of it, by this hand.
 

Exit

 
  MARIA. Go shake your ears.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. 'Twere as good a deed as to drink when a man's ahungry,
    to challenge him the field, and then to break promise with him
    and make a fool of him.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. Do't, knight. I'll write thee a challenge; or I'll
    deliver thy indignation to him by word of mouth.
 
 
  MARIA. Sweet Sir Toby, be patient for to-night; since the youth of
    the Count's was to-day with my lady, she is much out of quiet.
    For Monsieur Malvolio, let me alone with him; if I do not gull
    him into a nayword, and make him a common recreation, do not
    think I have wit enough to lie straight in my bed. I know I can
    do it.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. Possess us, possess us; tell us something of him.
 
 
  MARIA. Marry, sir, sometimes he is a kind of Puritan.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. O, if I thought that, I'd beat him like a dog.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. What, for being a Puritan? Thy exquisite reason, dear knight?
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. I have no exquisite reason for't, but I have reason good enough.
 
 
  MARIA. The devil a Puritan that he is, or anything constantly but a
    time-pleaser; an affection'd ass that cons state without book and
     utters it by great swarths; the best persuaded of himself, so
    cramm'd, as he thinks, with excellencies that it is his grounds
    of faith that all that look on him love him; and on that vice in
    him will my revenge find notable cause to work.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. What wilt thou do?
 
 
  MARIA. I will drop in his way some obscure epistles of love;
    wherein, by the colour of his beard, the shape of his leg, the
    manner of his gait, the expressure of his eye, forehead, and
    complexion, he shall find himself most feelingly personated.
I can write very like my lady, your niece; on forgotten matter
we can hardly make distinction of our hands.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. Excellent! I smell a device.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. I have't in my nose too.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. He shall think, by the letters that thou wilt drop, that
    they come from my niece, and that she's in love with him.
 
 
  MARIA. My purpose is, indeed, a horse of that colour.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. And your horse now would make him an ass.
 
 
  MARIA. Ass, I doubt not.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. O, 'twill be admirable!
 
 
  MARIA. Sport royal, I warrant you. I know my physic will work with
    him. I will plant you two, and let the fool make a third, where
    he shall find the letter; observe his construction of it. For
    this night, to bed, and dream on the event. Farewell.
 

Exit

 
  SIR TOBY. Good night, Penthesilea.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. Before me, she's a good wench.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. She's a beagle true-bred, and one that adores me.
    What o' that?
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. I was ador'd once too.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. Let's to bed, knight. Thou hadst need send for more money.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. If I cannot recover your niece, I am a foul way out.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. Send for money, knight; if thou hast her not i' th' end, call me Cut.
 
 
  AGUECHEEK. If I do not, never trust me; take it how you will.
 
 
  SIR TOBY. Come, come, I'll go burn some sack; 'tis too late to go
    to bed now. Come, knight; come, knight.
 

Exeunt

SCENE IV. The DUKE'S palace

Enter DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, and OTHERS

 
DUKE. Give me some music. Now, good morrow, friends.
    Now, good Cesario, but that piece of song,
    That old and antique song we heard last night;
    Methought it did relieve my passion much,
    More than light airs and recollected terms
    Of these most brisk and giddy-paced times.
    Come, but one verse.
 
 
  CURIO. He is not here, so please your lordship, that should sing it.
 
 
  DUKE. Who was it?
 
 
  CURIO. Feste, the jester, my lord; a fool that the Lady Olivia's
    father took much delight in. He is about the house.
 
 
  DUKE. Seek him out, and play the tune the while.
 

Exit CURIO. [Music plays]

 
    Come hither, boy. If ever thou shalt love,
    In the sweet pangs of it remember me;
    For such as I am all true lovers are,
    Unstaid and skittish in all motions else
    Save in the constant image of the creature
    That is belov'd. How dost thou like this tune?
 
 
  VIOLA. It gives a very echo to the seat
    Where Love is thron'd.
 
 
  DUKE. Thou dost speak masterly.
    My life upon't, young though thou art, thine eye
    Hath stay'd upon some favour that it loves;
    Hath it not, boy?
 
 
  VIOLA. A little, by your favour.
 
 
  DUKE. What kind of woman is't?
 
 
  VIOLA. Of your complexion.
 
 
  DUKE. She is not worth thee, then. What years, i' faith?
 
 
  VIOLA. About your years, my lord.
 
 
  DUKE. Too old, by heaven! Let still the woman take
    An elder than herself; so wears she to him,
    So sways she level in her husband's heart.
    For, boy, however we do praise ourselves,
    Our fancies are more giddy and unfirm,
    More longing, wavering, sooner lost and won,
    Than women's are.
 
 
  VIOLA. I think it well, my lord.
 
 
  DUKE. Then let thy love be younger than thyself,
    Or thy affection cannot hold the bent;
    For women are as roses, whose fair flow'r
    Being once display'd doth fall that very hour.
 
 
  VIOLA. And so they are; alas, that they are so!
    To die, even when they to perfection grow!
 

Re-enter CURIO and CLOWN

 
DUKE. O, fellow, come, the song we had last night.
    Mark it, Cesario; it is old and plain;
    The spinsters and the knitters in the sun,
    And the free maids that weave their thread with bones,
    Do use to chant it; it is silly sooth,
    And dallies with the innocence of love,
    Like the old age.
 
 
  CLOWN. Are you ready, sir?
 
 
  DUKE. Ay; prithee, sing. [Music]
 

FESTE'S SONG

 
Come away, come away, death;
          And in sad cypress let me be laid;
          Fly away, fly away, breath,
          I am slain by a fair cruel maid.
          My shroud of white, stuck all with yew,
             O, prepare it!
          My part of death no one so true
                 Did share it.
 
 
Not a flower, not a flower sweet,
          On my black coffin let there be strown;
          Not a friend, not a friend greet
          My poor corpse where my bones shall be thrown;
          A thousand thousand sighs to save,
                 Lay me, O, where
          Sad true lover never find my grave,
                 To weep there!
 

 
DUKE. There's for thy pains.
 
 
  CLOWN. No pains, sir; I take pleasure in singing, sir.
 
 
  DUKE. I'll pay thy pleasure, then.
 
 
  CLOWN. Truly, sir, and pleasure will be paid one time or another.
 
 
  DUKE. Give me now leave to leave thee.
 
 
  CLOWN. Now the melancholy god protect thee; and the tailor make thy
    doublet of changeable taffeta, for thy mind is a very opal. I
    would have men of such constancy put to sea, that their business
    might be everything, and their intent everywhere: for that's it
    that always makes a good voyage of nothing. Farewell.
 

Exit CLOWN

 
  DUKE. Let all the rest give place.
 

Exeunt CURIO and ATTENDANTS

 
    Once more, Cesario,
    Get thee to yond same sovereign cruelty.
    Tell her my love, more noble than the world,
    Prizes not quantity of dirty lands;
    The parts that fortune hath bestow'd upon her,
    Tell her I hold as giddily as Fortune;
    But 'tis that miracle and queen of gems
    That Nature pranks her in attracts my soul.
 
 
  VIOLA. But if she cannot love you, sir?
 
 
  DUKE. I cannot be so answer'd.
 
 
  VIOLA. Sooth, but you must.
    Say that some lady, as perhaps there is,
    Hath for your love as great a pang of heart
    As you have for Olivia. You cannot love her;
    You tell her so. Must she not then be answer'd?
 
 
  DUKE. There is no woman's sides
    Can bide the beating of so strong a passion
    As love doth give my heart; no woman's heart
    So big to hold so much; they lack retention.
    Alas, their love may be call'd appetite-
    No motion of the liver, but the palate-
    That suffer surfeit, cloyment, and revolt;
    But mine is all as hungry as the sea,
    And can digest as much. Make no compare
    Between that love a woman can bear me
    And that I owe Olivia.
 
 
  VIOLA. Ay, but I know-
 
 
  DUKE. What dost thou know?
 
 
  VIOLA. Too well what love women to men may owe.
    In faith, they are as true of heart as we.
    My father had a daughter lov'd a man,
    As it might be perhaps, were I a woman,
    I should your lordship.
 
 
  DUKE. And what's her history?
 
 
  VIOLA. A blank, my lord. She never told her love,
    But let concealment, like a worm i' th' bud,
    Feed on her damask cheek. She pin'd in thought;
    And with a green and yellow melancholy
    She sat like Patience on a monument,
    Smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed?
    We men may say more, swear more, but indeed
    Our shows are more than will; for still we prove
    Much in our vows, but little in our love.
 
 
  DUKE. But died thy sister of her love, my boy?
 
 
  VIOLA. I am all the daughters of my father's house,
    And all the brothers too- and yet I know not.
    Sir, shall I to this lady?
 
 
  DUKE. Ay, that's the theme.
    To her in haste. Give her this jewel; say
    My love can give no place, bide no denay. Exeunt