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Lucy

I want to give into your charge what I love most in the world… George, have you thought at all what you're going to do now? I'm afraid you can't go back to Oxford.

George

No, I don't know what's to become of me. I wish I were dead.

Lucy

An idea has just come to me. I'm going to ask Mr. Mackenzie to take you with him to Africa. Will you go?

George

Yes, yes! I'd do anything to get away from England. I daren't face my friends – I'm too ashamed.

Lucy

Ah, but it's not to hide yourself that I want you to go. Mr. Mackenzie, I daresay you know that we've always been very proud of our name. And now it's hopelessly dishonoured.

George

Lucy, for God's sake …

Lucy

[Turning to him.] Now our only hope is in you. You have the opportunity of achieving a great thing. You can bring back the old name to its old honour. Oh, I wish I were a man. I can do nothing but wait and watch. If I could only fill you with my courage and with my ambition! Mr. Mackenzie, you asked if you could do anything for me. You can give George the chance of wiping out the shame of our family.

Alec

Do you know that he will have to suffer every sort of danger and privation, that often he will be parched by the heat, and often soaked to the skin for days together? Sometimes he'll not have enough to eat, and he'll have to work harder than a navvy.

Lucy

Do you hear, George? Are you willing to go?

George

I'll do anything you want me to, Lucy.

Alec

And you know that he may get killed. There may be a good deal of fighting.

Lucy

If he dies a brave man's death, I have nothing more to ask.

Alec

[To George.] Very well. Come with me, and I'll do my best for you.

Lucy

Ah, thanks. You are really my friend.

Alec

And when I come back?

Lucy

Then, if you still care, ask your question again.

Alec

And the answer?

Lucy

[With a little smile.] The answer, perhaps, will be different.

END OF THE FIRST ACT

THE SECOND ACT

Scene: Alec Mackenzie's tent in North-East Africa. It is night. The place is dimly lighted. There is a little camp bed in one corner with a mosquito net over it. There are two or three folding chairs, some tin cases, and a table. On this a gun is lying.

Dick is seated with his head on his hands, leaning on the table, fast asleep. Dr. Adamson, the surgeon of the expedition, comes in. He is a large-boned brawny fellow with a Scotch accent. He looks at Dick and smiles.

Doctor

Hulloa, there! [Dick starts up and seizes the gun. The Doctor laughs.] All right. Don't shoot. It's only me.

Dick

[With a laugh.] Why the dickens did you wake me up? I was dreaming – dreaming of a high-heeled boot and a neat ankle, and the swish of a white lace petticoat.

Doctor

I thought I'd just have a look at your arm.

Dick

It's one of the most æsthetic sights I know.

Doctor

Your arm?

Dick

A pretty woman crossing Piccadilly at Swan and Edgar's. You are a savage, my good doctor, and a barbarian. You don't know the care and forethought, the hours of anxious meditation, it has needed for her to hold up that well-made skirt with the elegant grace which enchants you.

Doctor

I'm afraid you're a very immoral man, Lomas.

Dick

Ah, my dear fellow, at my time of life I have to content myself with condemning the behaviour of the younger generation. Even a camp bed in a stuffy tent with mosquitoes buzzing all around me has allurements greater than those of youth and beauty. And I declare for all women to hear that I am proof against their wiles. Give me a comfortable bed to sleep in, plenty to eat, tobacco to smoke, and Amaryllis may go hang.

Doctor

Well, let's look at this wound of yours. Has it been throbbing at all?

Dick

Oh, it's not worth bothering about. It'll be all right to-morrow.

Doctor

I'll put a clean dressing on all the same.

Dick

All right. [He takes off his coat and rolls up his sleeve. His arm is bandaged, and during the next speeches the Doctor puts on a dressing and a clean bandage.] You must be pretty well done up, aren't you?

Doctor

Just about dropping. But I've got a deuce of a lot more work before I turn in.

Dick

The thing that amuses me is to remember that I came to Africa thinking I was going to have a rattling good time.

Doctor

You couldn't exactly describe it as a picnic, could you? But I don't suppose any of us knew it would be such a tough job as it's turned out.

Dick

My friend, if ever I return to my native land, I will never be such a crass and blithering idiot as to give way again to a spirit of adventure.

Doctor

[With a laugh.] You're not the sort of chap whom one would expect to take to African work. Why the blazes did you come?

Dick

That's precisely what I've been asking myself ever since we landed in this God-forsaken swamp.

Doctor

The wound looks healthy enough. It'll hardly even leave a scar.

Dick

I'm glad that my fatal beauty won't be injured… You see, Alec's about the oldest friend I have. And then there's young Allerton, I've known him ever since he was a kid.

Doctor

That's an acquaintance that most of us wouldn't boast about.

Dick

I had an idea I'd like Bond Street all the better when I got back. I never knew that I should be eaten alive by every kind of disgusting animal by night and day. I say, Doctor, do you ever think of a rump steak?

Doctor

When?

Dick

[With a wave of the hand.] Sometimes, when we're marching under a sun that just about takes the roof of your head off, and we've had the scantiest and most uncomfortable breakfast possible, I have a vision.

Doctor

D'you mind only gesticulating with one arm?

Dick

I see the dining-room of my club and myself sitting at a little table by the window looking out on Piccadilly, and there's a spotless tablecloth, and all the accessories are spick and span. An obsequious servant brings me a rump steak, grilled to perfection, and so tender that it melts in the mouth. And he puts by my side a plate of crisp, fried potatoes. Can't you smell them?

Doctor

[Laughing.] Shut up!

Dick

And then another obsequious servant brings me a pewter tankard, and into it he pours a bottle, a large bottle, mind you, of foaming ale.

Doctor

You've certainly added considerably to our cheerfulness.

Dick

[With a shrug of the shoulders.] I've often been driven to appease the pangs of raging hunger with a careless epigram, and by the laborious composition of a limerick I have sought to deceive a most unholy thirst.

Doctor

Well, last night I thought you'd made your last joke, old man, and that I had given my last dose of quinine.

Dick

We were in rather a tight corner, weren't we?

Doctor

This is the third expedition I've gone with Mackenzie against the slave-raiders, and I promise you I've never been so certain that all was over with us.

Dick

Funny thing death is, you know. When you think of it beforehand, it makes you squirm in your shoes, but when you've just got it face to face, it seems so obvious that you forget to be afraid. It's one of my principles never to be impressed by a platitude.

Doctor

It's only by a miracle we escaped. If those Arabs hadn't hesitated to attack us just those ten minutes we should have been wiped out.

Dick

Alec was splendid, wasn't he?

Doctor

Yes, by Jove! He thought we were done for.

Dick

What makes you think that?

Doctor

Well, you see, I know him pretty well. He's been a pal of yours for twenty years in England, but I've been with him out here three times, and I tell you there's not much about a man that you don't know then.

Dick

Well?

Doctor

Well, when things are going smoothly and everything's flourishing, he's apt to be a bit irritable. He keeps rather to himself, and he doesn't say much unless you do something he doesn't approve of.

Dick

And then, by Jove, he comes down on one like a thousand of bricks. It's not for nothing the natives call him Thunder and Lightning.

Doctor

But when things begin to look black, his spirits go up like one o'clock. And the worse they are, the more cheerful he is.

Dick

It's one of his most irritating characteristics.

Doctor

When every one is starving with hunger, and dead tired, and soaked to the skin, Mackenzie fairly bubbles over with good-humour.

Dick

When I'm in a bad temper, I much prefer every one else to be in a bad temper too.

Doctor

These last few days, he's been positively hilarious. Yesterday he was cracking jokes with the natives.

Dick

[Dryly.] Scotch jokes. I daresay they sound funny in an African dialect.

Doctor

I've never seen him more cheerful. I said to myself: By the Lord Harry, the chief thinks we're in a devil of a bad way.

Dick

Thank Heaven, it's all over now. We've none of us had any sleep for three days, and when I once get off, I don't mean to wake up for a week.

Doctor

I must go and see the rest of my patients. Perkins has got a bad dose of fever this time. He was quite delirious a while ago.

Dick

By Jove, I'd almost forgotten. How one changes out here! Here am I feeling happy and comfortable and inclined to make a little jest or two, and I've forgotten already that poor Richardson is dead and Lord knows how many natives.

Doctor

Poor chap, we could ill spare him. The fates never choose the right man.

Dick

What do you mean by that?

Doctor

If we had to lose some one, it would have been a damned sight better if that young cub had got the bullet which killed poor Richardson.

Dick

George Allerton?

Doctor

He wouldn't have been much loss, would he?

Dick

No, I'm afraid he wouldn't.

Doctor

Mackenzie has been very patient with him. I wonder he didn't send him back to the coast months ago, when he sacked Macinnery.

Dick

Poor George, everything has been against him.

Doctor

Some men have got natures so crooked that with every chance in the world to go straight they can't manage it. The only thing is to let them go to the devil as best they may.

Dick

Alec was bound to give him another chance. [Alec Mackenzie comes in.] Hulloa, Alec! Where have you been?

Alec

I've been going the round of the outlying sentries.

Dick

All serene?

Alec

Yes. I've just seen a native messenger that Mindabi sent to me.

Doctor

Anything important?

Alec

[Curtly.] Yes. How's the arm, Dick?

Dick

Oh, that's nothing. It's only a scratch.

Alec

You'd better not make too light of it. The smallest wound has a way of being troublesome in this country.

Doctor

He'll be all right in a day or two.

Alec

How are the others?

Doctor

They're going on pretty well on the whole. Perkins, of course, will be down for some days longer. And some of the natives are rather badly hurt. Those devils have got explosive bullets.

Alec

Any one in great danger?

Doctor

No, I don't think so. There are two men who are in rather a bad way, but all they want is rest.

Alec

I see.

Dick

I say, have you had anything to eat lately?

Alec

[With a laugh.] Good Lord! I quite forgot. I wonder when the dickens I had some food last.

Dick

[Smiling.] You've had nothing to-day, have you?

Alec

No, I don't think so. Those Arabs kept us so confoundedly busy.

Dick

You must be devilish hungry.

Alec

Now you mention it, I think I am. And thirsty, by Jove! I wouldn't give my thirst for an elephant tusk.

Dick

And to think there's nothing but tepid water to drink!

Doctor

I'll go and tell the boy to bring you some food. It's a rotten game to play tricks with your digestion like that.

Alec

[Gaily.] Stern man, the doctor, isn't he? It won't hurt me once in a way. And I shall enjoy it all the more now.

Doctor

[Calling.] Selim!

Alec

No, don't trouble. The poor chap's just turned in, dropping with sleep. I told him he might till I called him. I don't want much, and I can easily get it myself. [He goes to a case and takes out a tin of meat and some ship's biscuits.] It's rather a nuisance that we've not been able to get any game lately.

[He sets the food down before him, sits down, and begins to eat.

Dick

[Ironically.] Appetising, isn't it?

Alec

Splendid!

Dick

You have all the instincts of the primeval savage, Alec. It enrages and disgusts me.

Alec

[With a laugh.] Why?

Dick

You take food for the gross and bestial purpose of appeasing your hunger. You have no appreciation for the delicacies of eating as a fine art.

Alec

The meat's getting rather mouldy, isn't it?

Dick

Damnable! It's been a source of great anxiety to me in England.

Alec

What is he talking about now?

Dick

I was going on with the thread of my observations, which you interrupted with the entirely obvious remark that the tinned meat was getting mouldy.

Alec

I apologise profusely. Pray go on!

Dick

I was about to observe that even in England you will eat the most carefully ordered meal with an indifference which is an outrage to decency. Indeed, you pay less attention to it than here, because at all events you do notice that the meat is mouldy. But if any one gives you a good dinner, you notice nothing. I've given him priceless port, Doctor, and he drank it as though it were cooking sherry.

Doctor

I confess it is lamentable. But why is it a source of anxiety to you?

Dick

What on earth is to happen to him in his old age?

Alec

Explain yourself, my friend. Clearly but with as much brevity as possible.

Dick

The pleasure of eating is the only pleasure that remains to the old. Love – what is love when you lose your figure, and your hair grows thin? Knowledge – one can never know everything, and the desire passes with the fire of youth. Even ambition fails you in the end. But to those who have lived wisely and well, there remain three pleasures every day of their lives: their breakfast, their luncheon, and their dinner.

Alec

[With a laugh.] I wouldn't worry about my old age if I were you, Dick.

Dick

Why?

Alec

Because I think it's ten to one that we shall all be dead to-morrow morning.

Doctor

What?

[There is a slight pause while both men stare at him.

Dick

Is this one of your little jokes, Alec?

Alec

You have often observed that I joke with difficulty.

Doctor

But what's wrong now?

Alec

You'll neither of you sleep in your beds to-night. Another sell for the mosquitoes, isn't it? I propose to break up the camp and start marching as soon as the moon goes down.

Dick

I say, it's a bit thick after a day like this. We're all so done up that we shan't be able to go a mile.

Alec

Nonsense, you will have had two hours' rest.

Doctor

But some of those fellows who are wounded can't possibly be moved.

Alec

They must!

Doctor

I won't answer for their lives.

Alec

We must take the risk. Our only chance is to make a bold dash for it, and we can't leave the wounded here.

Dick

I suppose there's going to be a deuce of a row?

Alec

[Grimly.] There is.

Dick

Your companions seldom have a chance to complain of the monotony of their existence, Alec. What are you going to do now?

Alec

At this moment, I'm going to fill my pipe.

[There is a pause while Alec fills and lights his pipe.

Dick

I gather from the general amiability of your demeanour that we're in a rather tight place?

Alec

Tighter than any of your patent-leather boots, my friend.

Dick

[Gravely.] Have we any chance of getting through, old man?

Alec

[Lightly.] Oh, I don't know. There's always a chance.

Dick

Don't grin at me in that irritating fashion.

Alec

You must wish you were treading the light fantastic toe in a London ball-room, Dick.

Dick

Frankly I do… I suppose we're going to fight again?

Alec

Like Kilkenny cats.

Dick

[Briskly.] Well, at all events that's some comfort. If I am going to be done out of my night's rest, I should like to take it out of some one.

Alec

If things turn out all right, we shall have come near finishing the job, and there won't be much more slave-raiding in this part of Africa.

Dick

And if things don't turn out all right?

Alec

Why, then I'm afraid the tea-tables of Mayfair will be deprived of your scintillating repartee forever.

Dick

Well, I've had a very good time in my life. I've loved a little, I've looked at some good pictures, read some thundering fine books, and I've worked and played. If I can only account for a few more of those damned scoundrels before I die, I shouldn't think I had much to complain of.

Alec

[Smiling.] You're a philosopher, Dick.

Dick

Doesn't the possibility of an extremely unpleasant demise tempt you to a few appropriate reflections?

Alec

I don't know that it does. I'm a bit of a fatalist, and my theory is that when my time comes nothing can help me, but at the bottom of my heart I can't resist the conviction that I shan't die till I let myself.

Doctor

Well, I must go and put things in order. I'll bandage those fellows up, and I hope they'll stand the jolting.

Alec

What about Perkins?

Doctor

Lord knows! I'll try and keep him quiet with chloral.

Alec

You needn't say anything about striking camp. I don't propose that any one should know till a quarter of an hour before we start.

Doctor

But that won't give them time.

Alec

It must. I've trained them often enough to get on the march quickly.

Doctor

Very well.

[George Allerton comes in as the Doctor is on the point of going.

George

Can I come in?

Alec

Yes … Doctor!

Doctor

Hulloa!

Alec

You might stay a minute, will you?

Doctor

[Coming back.] Certainly.

Alec

Didn't Selim tell you that I wanted to speak to you?

George

That's why I've come.

Alec

You've taken your time about it.

George

I say, could you give me a drink of brandy? I'm awfully done up.

Alec

[Shortly.] There's no brandy left.

George

Hasn't the doctor got some?

Alec

No!

[There is a pause. Alec looks at him slowly.

George

Why are you all looking at me like that? You look as if you were going to try me for something.

Dick

Nonsense! Don't be so nervous.

Alec

[Abruptly.] Do you know anything about the death of that Turkana woman?

George

No! How should I?

Alec

Come now, you must know something about it. Last Tuesday you came into camp and told me the Turkana were very excited.

George

[Unwillingly.] Oh, yes! I remember something about it. It had slipped my memory.

Alec

Well?

George

I'm not very clear about it. The woman had been shot, hadn't she? One of our station boys had been playing the fool with her, and he seems to have shot her.

Alec

Have you made no inquiries as to who the man was?

George

[In a surly way.] I haven't had time. We've all been worked off our legs during these three days.

Alec

Do you suspect no one?

George

I don't think so.

Alec

Think a moment.

George

The only man who might have done it is that big scoundrel whom we got on the coast, the Swahili.

Alec

What makes you think that?

George

He's been making an awful nuisance of himself, and I know he was running after her.

Alec

I understand she complained about him to you?

George

Yes.

Alec

Do you think that would be enough evidence to punish him on?

George

He's a thorough blackguard, and after all, if one does make a mistake, he's only a nigger.

Alec

You'll be surprised to hear that when the woman was found she wasn't dead.

[George gives a movement of consternation.

Alec

She didn't die for nearly an hour.

George

[After a short pause.] Was she able to say anything?

Alec

She accused you of having shot her.

George

Me?

Alec

It appears that you were playing the fool with her, and when she got angry you took out a revolver and fired point blank. Presumably that she should tell no tales.

George

It's a stupid lie. You know what they are. It's just like them to tell an absurd lie like that. You wouldn't believe a parcel of niggers rather than me, would you? After all, my word's worth more than theirs.

Alec

[Taking from his pocket an exploded cartridge.] This was found about two yards from the body. As you see, it's a revolver cartridge. It was brought to me this evening.

George

I don't know what that proves.

Alec

You know just as well as I do that none of our natives has a revolver. Besides ourselves only two or three of the servants have them.

[George becomes white with fear, he takes out his handkerchief and wipes his face.

Alec

[Quietly.] Will you give me your revolver?

George

I haven't got it. I lost it in the skirmish this afternoon. I didn't tell you as I thought you'd be annoyed.

Alec

I saw you cleaning it less than an hour ago.

George

[With a shrug of the shoulders.] Perhaps it's in my tent, I'll go and see.

Alec

[Sharply.] Stop here.

George

[Angrily.] You've no right to talk to me like that. I'm sick to death of being ordered about. You seem to think I'm a dog. I came out here of my own free will, and I won't let you treat me as if I were a servant.

Alec

If you put your hand to your hip pocket, I think you'll find your revolver there.

George

I'm not going to give it to you.

Alec

[Quietly.] D'you want me to come and take it from you myself?

[The two men stare at one another for a moment. Then George slowly puts his hand to his pocket. He lakes out the revolver and suddenly aims at Alec. Dick beats up his arm as he fires, and the Doctor, springing forward, seizes him round the waist. Alec remains still.

Dick

[During the struggle.] You young blackguard!

George

Let me go, damn you!

Alec

You need not hold him.

[They leave go of George, who sinks cowering into a chair. Dick hands the revolver to Alec. He silently fits into a chamber the cartridge that had been brought to him.

Alec

You see that it fits. Hadn't you better make a clean breast of it?

George

[Cowed.] Yes, I shot her. She made a row, and the devil got into me. I didn't know I'd done anything till she screamed and I saw the blood… What a fool I was to throw the cartridge away! I wanted to have all the chambers charged.

Alec

Do you remember that two months ago I hanged a man to the nearest tree because he'd outraged a native woman?

George

[Springing up in terror.] You wouldn't do that to me, Alec. Oh, God, no, Alec, have mercy on me. You wouldn't hang me. Oh, why did I ever come to this damned place?

Alec

You need not be afraid. I'm not going to do that. In any case I must preserve the native respect for the white man.

George

I was half drunk when I saw that woman. I wasn't responsible for my actions.

Alec

The result is that the whole tribe has turned against us. The chief is my friend, and he sent a message to tell me he couldn't hold them in. It's from him I got the cartridge. It wouldn't be so serious, only the best fighting part of our forces are the Turkana, and we must expect treachery. They've stirred up the neighbouring tribes against us, and all the work we've been doing for a year is undone. That's the explanation of the Arabs' attack three days ago.

George

[Sullenly.] I knew it was all my fault.

Alec

The natives have made up their minds to join the slave-traders, and we shall be attacked on all sides to-morrow. We can't hold out against God knows how many thousands.

George

D'you mean you'll all be killed?

Alec

If we remain here there's no escape.

George

[In a whisper.] What are you going to do to me, Alec?

[Alec walks up and down the tent.

Alec

[Presently.] I think you might go and see your patients now, doctor.

Doctor

Very well.

Dick

Shall I go too, Alec?

Alec

No, you can stay here. But don't open your mouth till you're spoken to.

[The Doctor goes out.

George

I'm sorry I did that silly thing just now. I'm glad I didn't hit you.

Alec

It doesn't matter at all. I'd forgotten all about it.

George

I lost my head, I didn't know what I was doing.

Alec

You need not trouble about that. In Africa even the strongest people are apt to get excited and lose their balance.

[Alec re-lights his pipe, and there its a very short pause.

Alec

Did you ever know that before we came away I asked Lucy to marry me?

George

I knew you cared for her.

Alec

She asked me to bring you here in the hope that you would regain the good name of your family. I think that is the object she has most at heart in the world. It's as great as her love for you. The plan hasn't been much of a success, has it?

George

She ought to have known that I wasn't suited for this kind of life.

Alec

I saw very soon that you were weak and irresolute. But I hoped to make something of you. Your intentions seemed good enough, but you never had the strength to carry them out… I'm sorry if I seem to be preaching to you.

George

[Bitterly.] Oh, d'you think I care what any one says to me now?

Alec

[Gravely, but not unkindly.] Then I found you were drinking. I told you that no man could stand liquor in this country, and you gave me your word of honour that you wouldn't touch it again.

George

Yes, I broke it. I couldn't help it; the temptation was too strong.

Alec

When we came to the station at Muneas you and Macinnery got blind drunk, and the whole camp saw you. I ought to have sent you back to the coast then, but it would have broken Lucy's heart.

George

It was Macinnery's fault.

Alec

It's because I thought he was to blame that I sent him back alone. I wanted to give you another chance. It struck me that the feeling of authority might have some influence on you, and so when we came to the lake I left you to guard the ferry. I put the chief part of the stores in your care and marched on. I needn't remind you what happened then.

[George looks down sulkily, and in default of excuses keeps silent.

Alec

I came to the conclusion that it was hopeless. You seemed to me rotten through and through.

George

[With a little laugh.] Like my father before me.

Alec

I couldn't believe a word you said. You did everything you shouldn't have done. The result was that the men mutinied, and if I hadn't come back in the nick of time they'd have killed you and looted all the stores.

George

You always blame me for everything. A man's not responsible for what he does when he's down with fever.

Alec

It was too late to send you back to the coast then, and I was obliged to take you on. And now the end has come. Your murder of that woman has put us all in deadly peril. Already to your charge lie the deaths of Richardson and almost twenty natives. Tribes that were friendly have joined with the Arabs, and we're as near destruction as we can possibly be.

George

What are you going to do?

Alec

We're far away from the coast, and I must take the law into my own hands.

George

[With a gasp.] You're not going to kill me?

Alec

Are you fond of Lucy?

George

[Brokenly.] You – you know I am. Why d'you remind me of her now? I've made a rotten mess of everything, and I'm better out of the way. But think of the disgrace of it. It'll kill Lucy… And she was hoping I'd do so much.

Alec

Listen to me. Our only chance of escaping from the confounded fix we're in is to make a sudden attack on the Arabs before the natives join them. We shall be enormously outnumbered, but we may just smash them if we can strike to-night. My plan is to start marching as if I didn't know that the Turkana were going to turn against us. After an hour all the whites but one, and the Swahilis whom I can trust implicitly, will take a short cut. The Arabs will have had news of our starting, and they'll try to cut us off at the pass. I shall fall on them just as they begin to attack. D'you understand?

George

Yes.

Alec

Now I must have one white man to head the Turkana, and that man will run the greatest possible danger. I'd go myself, only the Swahilis won't fight unless I lead them… Are you willing to take that post?

George

Alec

I could order you, but the job's too dangerous for me to force it on any one. If you refuse, I shall call the others together and ask some one to volunteer. In that case you will have to find your way back alone as best you can to the coast.

George

No, no! Anything rather than the shame of that.

Alec

I won't hide from you that it means almost certain death. But there's no other way of saving ourselves. On the other hand, if you show perfect courage at the moment the Arabs attack and the Turkana find that we've given them the slip, you may escape. If you do, I promise nothing shall be said of all that has happened here.

George

All right. I'll do that. And I thank you with all my heart for giving me the chance.

Alec

I'm glad you've accepted. Whatever happens you'll have done a brave action in your life. [He holds out his hand to George, who takes it.] I think there's nothing more to be said. You must be ready to start in half an hour. Here's your revolver. Remember that one chamber's empty. You'd better put in another cartridge.